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US suspends mexican avocado imports on eve of super bowl
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:55 pm
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:55 pm
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Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:56 pm to OysterPoBoy
Joke is on them. I just so happen to know a guy who has a truck and a desire to make some illicit, black market avocado money. frick em.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:56 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Heroin/fentanyl = ok
Avocados = no bueno
Are you under the impression that the import of heroin and fentanyl is currently legal?
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:57 pm to OysterPoBoy
Just give all the illegals a backpack full of avocados. Otherwise the millennials will starve without their avocado toast.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:57 pm to OysterPoBoy
Dealers in Austin about to be selling baggies of Avocado toast by the gram
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:58 pm to Joshjrn
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Are you under the impression that the import of heroin and fentanyl is currently legal?
Technically, I think the language they use is “frowned upon”.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:59 pm to Joshjrn
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Are you under the impression that the import of heroin and fentanyl is currently legal?
Not at all. It's just not being pursued and is completely tolerated and encouraged.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 2:01 pm to NPComb
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Not at all. It's just not being pursued and is completely tolerated and encouraged.
That’s great news for my clients currently facing a shite ton of time for PWID Heroin.
Do you have a citation I can send the prosecutors?
Posted on 2/13/22 at 2:01 pm to cable
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Otherwise the millennials will starve without their avocado toast.
I mean…..it seems a fair trade off. Sacrifice guac long enough to convert a few avocado toast eaters against the current administration just in time for midterms.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 2:02 pm to Joshjrn
quote:He's implying that under the current administration illegal border crossings and harm reduction strategies are encouraged so it basically is ok, and he is right.
Are you under the impression that the import of heroin and fentanyl is currently legal?
Posted on 2/13/22 at 2:03 pm to Joshjrn
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That’s great news for my clients currently facing a shite ton of time for PWID Heroin.
You can’t posses it in the US baw. Everyone knows that. Did they catch your guy coming across the border?
Posted on 2/13/22 at 2:04 pm to OysterPoBoy
They’re going to be sticking the avocados inside the packages of heroin to get them across 
Posted on 2/13/22 at 2:05 pm to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 2/13/22 at 2:06 pm to Limitlesstigers
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He's implying that under the current administration illegal border crossings and harm reduction strategies are encouraged so it basically is ok, and he is right.
Are you guys seriously under the impression that this nation’s heroin addiction is being fueled by random jackasses walking/driving across the border?
Posted on 2/13/22 at 2:07 pm to Joshjrn
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That’s great news for my clients currently facing a shite ton of time for PWID Heroin.
Do you have a citation I can send the prosecutors?
Maybe look at habitual defenders like St George of Fentanyl who keep beating the rap. You could learn a thing or two from their attorneys. Also, find a Soros DA and/or judge and your clients will be back in business in no time. Hell they may even get vote by ballot by the time they get out.
This post was edited on 2/13/22 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 2/13/22 at 2:09 pm to OysterPoBoy
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If you’re keeping track at home:
Heroin/fentanyl = ok
Avocados = no bueno
This is easy. Drug addicts are easy to control. People who like Guacamole are not.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 2:11 pm to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 2/13/22 at 2:12 pm to Joshjrn
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my clients
quote:What are things no one cares about, Alex?
Joshjrn
This post was edited on 2/13/22 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 2/13/22 at 2:14 pm to Passing Wind
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What are things no one cares about, Alex?
Bless your heart.
Roughly 300 tons of heroin enters the country every year. But yeah, it’s definitely crossing the border a backpack at a time
Posted on 2/13/22 at 2:15 pm to OysterPoBoy
Who do I need to talk to in order to get my black market guac bowls?
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