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Wife bought a container of Calvin’s chicken salad.

Posted on 1/19/22 at 5:06 pm
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 1/19/22 at 5:06 pm
Pretty sure the second ingredient is crack because I cannot stay away from it
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 1/19/22 at 5:12 pm to
As much as I appreciate the popularity of their chicken salad, I just don’t get the draw. I don’t see what’s magical about it.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27739 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 5:15 pm to
It’s insane how good that stuff is.

Toast a piece of seeduction bread from Whole Foods and put some Calvin’s chicken salad on it with some grapes on the side?

Outstanding.
This post was edited on 1/19/22 at 5:44 pm
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
18908 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 5:22 pm to
Wish I could find it here, but the Wal-Mart chicken salad isn't bad when I've got nothing else.


Posted by RonFNSwanson
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Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 1/19/22 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

just don’t get the draw. I don’t see what’s magical about it.


This. Oak Point (in Watson) smoked chicken salad is 5 million times better.
Posted by LSUZombie
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Posted on 1/19/22 at 5:37 pm to
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As much as I appreciate the popularity of their chicken salad, I just don’t get the draw. I don’t see what’s magical about it.


I usually make a “Sonoma” style chicken salad with grapes, pecans, etc. But Calvin’s is super smooth with a great flavor and is just how my grandmother used to make.

Edit - how the frick is this getting downvotes? Sorry Calvin fricked your moms and then she made him a chicken salad sandwich
This post was edited on 1/19/22 at 6:55 pm
Posted by Trout Bandit
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 1/19/22 at 5:47 pm to
I buy it for my wife when I want to have relations. Works every time.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29383 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

Toast a piece of seeduction bread from Whole Foods and put some Calvin’s chicken salad on it with some grapes on the side?


Well there goes my plans for the weekend
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27739 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 5:59 pm to
It makes for the perfect lunch or late night snack.

I now need to find a place in my area that has good chicken salad.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
17949 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 6:12 pm to
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what’s magical about it.


Well, to answer your question, first you have to discuss the life cycle of a whole chicken.

So, the butcher buys a whole chicken with the hope that it would sell before the expiration date.

When the whole chicken has reached it sell by date, they pull it and season and roast it, thereby getting a few more days out of it.

If the roasted chicken doesn't sell, well they then make chicken salad out of it and get a few more days to sell it.

It really is a brilliant ponzi scheme and you have to tip you hat to the butcher.

Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
10034 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 6:18 pm to
Actually, Calvin’s goes through more bone in chicken breasts for their chicken salad then they can ever sell in the meat counter. It’s amazing how much they sell. I believe they even get rebates from the mayonnaise company because they purchase so much.
Posted by ruger35
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
1648 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 6:30 pm to
Count me in the crowd that thought it was good but nothing special. When we lived in BR for a couple years and the Ralph’s on Jones Creek was open I loved theirs.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 6:36 pm to
I think it tastes pretty good, but I can't handle the texture. Reminds me of paste, but without the minty flavor.
Posted by TheDude
Member since May 2004
2687 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:35 pm to
Fruit of any kind in chicken salad is an abomination.
Posted by SFVtiger
Member since Oct 2003
4384 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:34 pm to
Get it all the time. But really prefer a less rich chunky style.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
76218 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:21 pm to
Calvin’s is the goat.

I add A little celery for crunch. Sometimes hot sauce or mustard for the vinegar to help cut the richness.

Sometimes I make a white man’s taco. Which is chicken salad in a folded piece of white bread with celery on top.
This post was edited on 1/19/22 at 10:23 pm
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68501 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:40 pm to
Murray’s > Calvin’s

And Calvin’s is really f$&king good.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49232 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 11:53 pm to
I’m not a chicken salad fan except for Calvin’s. It’s addictive and outstanding. I’ve come close, but it’s missing something that makes it what it is.
Posted by WeHaveTheBest
Member since Aug 2021
882 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 1:38 am to
They ship?
Posted by tigers0615
Member since Feb 2019
394 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 6:54 am to
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Murray’s > Calvin’s



Both are damn good but Murrays is hit or miss with consistency. Sometimes you get straight shredded chicken and have to add mayo... and I never am one to add mayo to anything
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