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Dolly Parton Turns 76 today
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:39 am
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:39 am
She's 76 years old.
Her breasts are 76 years old, 55 years old, 52 years old, 44 years old, etc
Her breasts are 76 years old, 55 years old, 52 years old, 44 years old, etc
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:40 am to LSUFanHouston
one person i can think of that i don't think i have ever seen her NOT happy.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:41 am to LSUFanHouston
Let nonc Jack help ya


This post was edited on 1/19/22 at 10:45 am
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:43 am to LSUFanHouston
Would then
And would now.
And would now.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:43 am to LSUFanHouston
One of her best quotes, It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!
HBD Dolly
HBD Dolly
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:44 am to LSUFanHouston
Would, just to say I did!
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:45 am to MorbidTheClown
quote:
one person i can think of that i don't think i have ever seen her NOT happy.
that's because her smile is frozen to her face.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:45 am to Uncle JackD
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Let nonc Jack help ya
Is there someone who doesn't know what Dolly looks like?
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:45 am to LSUFanHouston
I’d take her to the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and give her a Hard Candy Christmas from Nine to Five
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:48 am to LSUFanHouston
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She's 76 years old.
and you're old enough to know the rules
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:48 am to LSUFanHouston
Is her husband the luckiest dude ever? He's been married to her for over five decades, she's one of the most famous people/singers on the planet (certainly in the country), she has a legacy that will last forever, she seems to be pretty genuinely liked by everyone, she's got endless money, etc....all while he pretty much stayed out of the spotlight completely.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:49 am to Traveler
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One of her best quotes, It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!
When asked if dumb blonde jokes bothered her. "No, 'cause I'm not dumb and I'm not blonde".
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:49 am to CocomoLSU
You know she wrote “I will always love you” about Porter Wagoner?
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:51 am to fr33manator
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You know she wrote “I will always love you” about Porter Wagoner?
Yep...also, she wrote "I Will Always Love You" and "Jolene" on the same day.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:55 am to CocomoLSU
quote:and apparently they travel and do lots of stuff together but since she's always dolled up with a wig professionally, no one ever recognizes them when they're out
ll while he pretty much stayed out of the spotlight completely.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:55 am to CocomoLSU
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her husband
that dude figured it out a long time ago.
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