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Dolly Parton Turns 76 today

Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:39 am
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40279 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:39 am
She's 76 years old.

Her breasts are 76 years old, 55 years old, 52 years old, 44 years old, etc
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73905 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:40 am to
one person i can think of that i don't think i have ever seen her NOT happy.
Posted by Uncle JackD
Member since Nov 2007
59438 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:41 am to
Let nonc Jack help ya









This post was edited on 1/19/22 at 10:45 am
Posted by JackieTreehorn
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Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:41 am to
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8276 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:43 am to
Would then



And would now.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26179 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:43 am to
One of her best quotes, It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!
HBD Dolly
Posted by Dawgwithnoname
NE Louisiana
Member since Dec 2019
4278 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:43 am to
Maybe BLM cares.
Posted by ksdolfan
Houma, La.
Member since Sep 2007
1672 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:44 am to
Would, just to say I did!
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13967 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:45 am to
quote:

one person i can think of that i don't think i have ever seen her NOT happy.



that's because her smile is frozen to her face.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40279 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:45 am to
quote:

Let nonc Jack help ya


Is there someone who doesn't know what Dolly looks like?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133620 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:45 am to
I’d take her to the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and give her a Hard Candy Christmas from Nine to Five
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49280 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:46 am to
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20074 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:48 am to
quote:

She's 76 years old.



and you're old enough to know the rules
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155584 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:48 am to
Is her husband the luckiest dude ever? He's been married to her for over five decades, she's one of the most famous people/singers on the planet (certainly in the country), she has a legacy that will last forever, she seems to be pretty genuinely liked by everyone, she's got endless money, etc....all while he pretty much stayed out of the spotlight completely.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:49 am to
quote:

One of her best quotes, It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!




When asked if dumb blonde jokes bothered her. "No, 'cause I'm not dumb and I'm not blonde".

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133620 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:49 am to
You know she wrote “I will always love you” about Porter Wagoner?
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6136 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:50 am to
he's the original cuck.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21745 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:51 am to
quote:

You know she wrote “I will always love you” about Porter Wagoner?




Yep...also, she wrote "I Will Always Love You" and "Jolene" on the same day.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73859 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:55 am to
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ll while he pretty much stayed out of the spotlight completely.

and apparently they travel and do lots of stuff together but since she's always dolled up with a wig professionally, no one ever recognizes them when they're out
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73905 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:55 am to
quote:

her husband


that dude figured it out a long time ago.
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