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Schumer, Rubio propose bipartisan UFO legislation

Posted on 7/18/23 at 5:46 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102428 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 5:46 pm
Things are moving faster and faster.

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Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.), along with a bipartisan group of five other senators, introduced extraordinary legislation on July 13, suggesting that the U.S. government or private contractors may secretly possess recovered UFOs and “biological evidence of living or deceased non-human intelligence.”

According to the legislation, “non-human intelligence” is defined as “any sentient intelligent non-human lifeform, regardless of nature or ultimate origin which may be presumed responsible for” UFOs.

Given the decades-long stigma associated with the UFO topic, such stunning language is not included in bipartisan congressional legislation on a mere whim, let alone proposed by the Senate’s top lawmaker.

According to a statement accompanying the legislation, the 2017 disclosure of a previously unknown government UFO analysis program spurred a broad congressional investigation of unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP), the government’s new terminology for UFOs.

The ongoing investigation “uncovered a vast web of individuals and groups” claiming knowledge of secret UAP-related programs and information.

According to Schumer, “the sheer number and variety” of UFO-related claims “led some in Congress to believe that the [U.S. government] was concealing important information regarding UAPs over broad periods of time.” Moreover, as noted in the legislation, “credible evidence and testimony indicates that Federal Government [UFO] records exist that have not been declassified” as required by law.

To that end, Schumer’s legislation establishes an independent nine-member agency to collect, review and declassify UAP records. If passed in its current form, the law would mandate that all government UFO documents “carry a presumption of immediate [public] disclosure.
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Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10706 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 5:47 pm to
Chuck Schumer IS an alien.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
29442 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 5:49 pm to
If these two frick heads are getting together somehow I feel like I’m going to be fleeced out of more money or freedoms.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19867 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 5:49 pm to
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Schumer, Rubio

If you're putting faith in these 2 cock suckers, prepare for a yuge disappointment.
Posted by LSURep864
Moscow, Idaho
Member since Nov 2007
11086 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 5:50 pm to
My biggest problem with the whole we have recovered crashed UFO and aliens shite is this:

This alien race is so advanced in technology, physics, navigation, etc they’ve developed technology in spacecraft to traverse faster than the speed of light or in other unknown ways.

BUT somehow when they got to earth that all went to shite and they crashed after traveling unimaginable amounts of distance without issue.

It’s a load of bullshite. Literally any other explanation is more plausible.
This post was edited on 7/18/23 at 5:51 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102428 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 5:53 pm to
Imagine a plane crashing in the Amazon jungle and a primitive tribe discovers it. Clearly it's more advanced than they can comprehend, but just as clearly something catastrophic happened to it.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57599 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 5:55 pm to
The government is gonna start giving “aliens” money now.
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 5:55 pm to
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Schumer, Rubio propose bipartisan UFO legislation




Could anything be a bigger "Look over here!!!" thing than talking about aliens?!?
Posted by IlikeyouBetty
Bossier City, LA
Member since Nov 2010
1524 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 5:57 pm to
Maybe their crafts didn’t account for atmosphere or some shite. Maybe they don’t have an atmosphere where they come from so they figured they could just fly on in and bam. fricked up their shite on entry and crash landed.
Posted by LSURep864
Moscow, Idaho
Member since Nov 2007
11086 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 5:59 pm to
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Imagine a plane crashing in the Amazon jungle and a primitive tribe discovers it. Clearly it's more advanced than they can comprehend, but just as clearly something catastrophic happened to it.



Apples to oranges.

We are talking about the ability to travel in ways no known objects can physically. Tribes could see birds fly the concept is known to them.


The tech to reach earth from thousands or millions of light years away would be so advanced we wouldn’t even have a category for it.

Then for them to just run out of luck when they get to earth is just a completely comical idea.

Like oh we have the ability to traverse worm holes and shite, but damn the Grand Canyon really threw us a curve ball and we crashed.

Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75293 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:02 pm to
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Maybe their crafts didn’t account for atmosphere or some shite
They forgot to carry the one.

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Maybe they don’t have an atmosphere where they come from so they figured they could just fly on in and bam
we know some planets have atmosphere and others don't, but they couldn't figure that out? We were their first stop?

This probably has more to do with money than UFOs.
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:03 pm to
'We have to take your freedoms in order to protect you from aliens.'
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70359 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:04 pm to
Proof a dour, disgusting, and obese alien walks amongst us is close to home for Chuck.



Posted by IlikeyouBetty
Bossier City, LA
Member since Nov 2010
1524 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:26 pm to
I was just joking around. Wasn’t a serious post. Should’ve clarified that.
Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
59486 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:53 pm to
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It’s a load of bullshite. Literally any other explanation is more plausible.


…and Congress is just going to magically ask enough questions for the info to have to be revealed.

It’s equally implausible that congress would be the ones to uncover this huge conspiracy.
Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
59486 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:54 pm to
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Maybe their crafts didn’t account for atmosphere or some shite


Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
14547 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:54 pm to
Just in time to take your mind off of DC CORRUPTION!!
Posted by Raz
Member since Oct 2006
7983 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 7:08 pm to
What if they identify as human? Will mis-speciesing become a hate crime with a $10,000 fine?
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
13839 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 7:10 pm to
This is weak - you are assuming you are all knowing. These creatures might not even be from another planet but another dimension. These things started crashing while we were testing for nukes - splitting the atom could literally being messing with space time. Instead of being so skeptical maybe look into it because very credible people are coming forward. The guy that briefed the president everyday on the top security stuff came out a few weeks ago. Way too much smoke here. And before you say the government can’t keep that kind of secret - they did for the Manhattan project - Truman didn’t even know about it until he had been president a few months.

And they haven’t kept it secret - verified people that have worked on these things for years have come forward with the same stories. Are their crackpots as well - of course but that’s not who have been coming forward of late.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
31906 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 7:38 pm to
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unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP), the government’s new terminology for UFOs.



"In future, in place of search-and-destroy, substitute the phrase sweep-and-clear." (on Yarn)
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