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Posted on 9/30/21 at 4:12 am
Posted on 9/30/21 at 4:12 am
JOTD
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test ...
... and asked his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car" The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”
The father responded, "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test ...
... and asked his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car" The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”
The father responded, "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"
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Posted on 9/30/21 at 4:15 am to dyslexiateechur
Mawnin Teech 
Posted on 9/30/21 at 4:17 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning
Posted on 9/30/21 at 4:17 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 9/30/21 at 4:25 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning y’all, first time I’ve posted in a GMT but I’m actually about to head back to bed for a bit. Catch y’all in the lunch thread and beyond
Posted on 9/30/21 at 4:38 am to HoboDickCheese
morning
Posted on 9/30/21 at 4:49 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning folks. let's pull out the coffe mug.
Posted on 9/30/21 at 4:51 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin
Posted on 9/30/21 at 4:55 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning
Posted on 9/30/21 at 5:28 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning
Posted on 9/30/21 at 5:37 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning all!!!
Day 1 of 30 day turnaround
Day 1 of 30 day turnaround
Posted on 9/30/21 at 5:45 am to theantiquetiger
quote:
30 day turnaround
Eww.
Posted on 9/30/21 at 5:56 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Gangsters
Thirsty Thursday
I was told the reason I have a sore throat is because I snored like a freight train all night long.
Yeah right. Like trains snore. Jeesh.
Y’all do good today and make your world a better place.
Thirsty Thursday
I was told the reason I have a sore throat is because I snored like a freight train all night long.
Yeah right. Like trains snore. Jeesh.
Y’all do good today and make your world a better place.
Posted on 9/30/21 at 5:59 am to Bullfrog
quote:
Thirsty Thursday
Had to double check this… I woke up thinking it was Tuesday. I lost two whole days!
Good morning, gang!
Posted on 9/30/21 at 6:06 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 9/30/21 at 6:07 am to Slagathor
quote:
I woke up thinking it was Tuesday. I lost two whole days!
That's cool, Slag. that means you get paid for those two days, but it's like you didn't even have to go in.
You are now qualified to be president.
Posted on 9/30/21 at 6:08 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin everybody
Posted on 9/30/21 at 6:10 am to Hangit
quote:
You are now qualified to be president.
Technically, I have been for 1.5 years now
Anyone feeling charitable enough to bring me coffee?
Posted on 9/30/21 at 6:13 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning
Posted on 9/30/21 at 6:19 am to Slagathor
quote:
Anyone feeling charitable enough to bring me coffee?
I haven't shuffled into the kitchen to make coffee yet. I have to feed the cat first and check to make sure today is indeed Thursday before I can start. Go take a shower while I figure out how to send you an e-cup.
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