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Life Protip: don't wear a knife necklace

Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:13 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102278 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:13 pm
quote:

The Essex County DA’s office says the death of 42-year-old Patrick Kenney Jr. outside Saugus’ Kowloon Restaurant Saturday night was a tragic accident.

But investigators are still trying to unravel the events that caused his death.

A law enforcement source with knowledge of the investigation tells Boston 25, it appears Kenney’s death was caused by a knife necklace that he was wearing, and that he accidentally tripped in the Kowloon’s parking lot, and somehow cut himself with his knife.


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Posted by blizzle
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2009
992 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:45 pm to
Appreciate your keen advice. Simple and to the point.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150398 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

a knife necklace
a wat
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68081 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:51 pm to
Don't bring a knife necklace to a hibatchi fight.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4146 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

But investigators are still trying to unravel the events that caused his death.


Lemme take a stab at it
Posted by Riverside
Member since Jul 2022
5155 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:54 pm to
Another Darwin Award nominee.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150398 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:56 pm to
"What am I gonna do? Stab me?"

- Quote from man stabbed
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
121256 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

Appreciate your keen advice. Simple and to the point.
Cutting and insightful.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:02 pm to
Don't bring a neck to a necklace knife fight.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11034 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:04 pm to
I once wore a necklace, and had a knife on my person, coulda been me.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3818 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:07 pm to
Sounds like old Irving...
Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
He was sittin' there twirlin' his gun around,
And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19568 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:09 pm to
Definitely lived his life on the edge
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150398 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

Sounds like old Irving...
Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
He was sittin' there twirlin' his gun around,
And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!


THE 142nd FASTEST GUN IN THE WEST
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
130826 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:11 pm to
“His knife necklace inadvertently stabbed him in the chest seventeen times.”
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

"His knife necklace inadvertently stabbed him in the chest seventeen times.”

Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3818 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:16 pm to
Dr. Demento...best radio show ever.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150398 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:17 pm to
You're a total dbeck
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 12:39 am to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18585 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 3:20 am to
Yeah but before he was unalived, he probably looked so freaking cool with his knife necklace
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
33581 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 5:17 am to
quote:

somehow cut himself with his knife


Somehow, someway, hmmm let’s see here … ahh! Was he wearing it as a necklace? That might be it.
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