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Life Protip: don't wear a knife necklace
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:13 pm
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The Essex County DA’s office says the death of 42-year-old Patrick Kenney Jr. outside Saugus’ Kowloon Restaurant Saturday night was a tragic accident.
But investigators are still trying to unravel the events that caused his death.
A law enforcement source with knowledge of the investigation tells Boston 25, it appears Kenney’s death was caused by a knife necklace that he was wearing, and that he accidentally tripped in the Kowloon’s parking lot, and somehow cut himself with his knife.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:45 pm to Jim Rockford
Appreciate your keen advice. Simple and to the point.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:46 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:a wat
a knife necklace
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:51 pm to Jim Rockford
Don't bring a knife necklace to a hibatchi fight.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:52 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
But investigators are still trying to unravel the events that caused his death.
Lemme take a stab at it
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:54 pm to Jim Rockford
Another Darwin Award nominee.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:56 pm to Jim Rockford
"What am I gonna do? Stab me?"
- Quote from man stabbed
- Quote from man stabbed
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:58 pm to blizzle
quote:Cutting and insightful.
Appreciate your keen advice. Simple and to the point.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:02 pm to shutterspeed
Don't bring a neck to a necklace knife fight.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:04 pm to Jim Rockford
I once wore a necklace, and had a knife on my person, coulda been me.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:07 pm to Jim Rockford
Sounds like old Irving...
Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
He was sittin' there twirlin' his gun around,
And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!
Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
He was sittin' there twirlin' his gun around,
And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:09 pm to Jim Rockford
Definitely lived his life on the edge
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:10 pm to LSUBFA83
quote:
Sounds like old Irving...
Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
He was sittin' there twirlin' his gun around,
And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!



THE 142nd FASTEST GUN IN THE WEST
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:11 pm to Jim Rockford
“His knife necklace inadvertently stabbed him in the chest seventeen times.”
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:16 pm to LSURussian
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"His knife necklace inadvertently stabbed him in the chest seventeen times.”

Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:16 pm to Kafka
Dr. Demento...best radio show ever.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 3:20 am to Jim Rockford
Yeah but before he was unalived, he probably looked so freaking cool with his knife necklace
Posted on 12/5/23 at 5:17 am to Jim Rockford
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somehow cut himself with his knife
Somehow, someway, hmmm let’s see here … ahh! Was he wearing it as a necklace? That might be it.
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