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FDA approves Elon Musk’s Neuralink for human trials
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:20 pm
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We are excited to share that we have received the FDA’s approval to launch our first-in-human clinical study!
This is the result of incredible work by the Neuralink team in close collaboration with the FDA and represents an important first step that will one day allow our technology to help many people.
Recruitment is not yet open for our clinical trial. We’ll announce more information on this soon!
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For those unaware this is a company working on brain implants that would allow people to control certain things with their mind, and could have some capacity to help cure a variety of things like blindness and paralysis.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:21 pm to Fun Bunch
Just beam the internet straight into peoples brains. Great idea.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:22 pm to Fun Bunch
Amazing what one man with frick you money can get done
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:24 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
They have been working on this since 2016 so it’s been a long term investment with no return yet.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:25 pm to Fun Bunch
I will only be concerned about this if Elon starts suggesting everyone get one of these in order to buy groceries.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:28 pm to Fun Bunch
Neuralink + TD premium gonna be lit.
This post was edited on 5/25/23 at 8:44 pm
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:37 pm to Fun Bunch
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For those unaware this is a company working on brain implants
they should start with biden, there is nothing functional there to lose if it doesnt work, even a complete and total failure might improve his ability to function from where it is today
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:39 pm to Fun Bunch
Walking to the fridge and watching tv has gotten that onerous huh?
This post was edited on 5/25/23 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:40 pm to Fun Bunch
I'm surprised elon doesnt have a vaccine company to save the world
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:42 pm to Fun Bunch
can it make me not a frick up?
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:47 pm to Fun Bunch
So I can be a cyborg, and as a result a super human??? Nano tech in my brain. If it has free WiFi and I can access anything I want, at any time sign me up!!!
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:53 pm to jcaz
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I will only be concerned about this if Elon starts suggesting everyone get one of these in order to buy groceries.
Elon may be the Antichrist of the Book of Revelation. Seems like a good guy initially but then turns into the Trojan horse demanding obedience of the masses.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:56 pm to 21JumpStreet
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I'm surprised elon doesnt have a vaccine company to save the world
He's openly criticized the covid 19 vaccine system
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:00 pm to Fun Bunch
So they'll be able to target ads based on our thoughts...
And working from home is immoral...
And working from home is immoral...
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:01 pm to Play_Neck
I've seen this movie, it didn't end well.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:08 pm to Fun Bunch
Musk should have been thrown in prison just for suggesting this idea.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:12 pm to Fun Bunch
Dear god
Take me away soon please
Take me away soon please
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:16 pm to Fun Bunch
It is amazing how four years ago, Elon Musk and RFK Jr. were the two leaders of the climate change cult. Now, the people who hated Musk and RFK all love them, and Vice versa.
RFK Jr. literally advocated jailing climate change “deniers”, and it wouldn’t surprise me if Musk advocated the same thing. Now, RFK is pretending to oppose people who seek climate change tyranny, and I guess Musk is too. I don’t understand why anybody trusts those snakes.
RFK Jr. literally advocated jailing climate change “deniers”, and it wouldn’t surprise me if Musk advocated the same thing. Now, RFK is pretending to oppose people who seek climate change tyranny, and I guess Musk is too. I don’t understand why anybody trusts those snakes.
This post was edited on 5/25/23 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:17 pm to Walt OReilly
I figure I have 20 more good years to lay low and do my thing. Maybe by then if I get brain mush it’ll be a plug and play cure. Till then y’all can be the guinea pigs
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:19 pm to Fun Bunch
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For those unaware this is a company working on brain implants that would allow people to control certain things with their mind, and could have some capacity to help cure a variety of things like blindness and paralysis.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
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