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Louisiana Transportation Conference megathread
Posted on 3/14/23 at 7:55 am
Posted on 3/14/23 at 7:55 am
First order of business, why can't you mouth breathers drive in a straight line? At least y'all have plenty of practice driving I-10 while it's down to 1 lane already.
If anyone is offering knuckle checks for PDHs let me know
Will update this thread with which vendors have the best freebies at the expo
If anyone is offering knuckle checks for PDHs let me know
Will update this thread with which vendors have the best freebies at the expo
Posted on 3/14/23 at 7:57 am to Ingeniero
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megathread
Yea…o/u…a page and a half.
This post was edited on 3/14/23 at 7:58 am
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:00 am to Gaston
Give me the over. We'll need something to do when we're sitting in bridge traffic this afternoon. An 18 wheeler is bound to be spontaneously combusting or something
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:04 am to Ingeniero
Most OT posters bitching about bad drivers couldn't drive nails.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:06 am to Ingeniero
They all be dizzy from all the roundabouts y'all put in.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:08 am to Ingeniero
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First order of business, why can't you mouth breathers drive in a straight line?
Need to ask the people who were involved in 2 separate wrecks on both sides of 10 within 100 yards of each other.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:12 am to Ingeniero
Y’all work for the state? How do y’all type on yalls phones with those long fingernails?
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:26 am to el Gaucho
You range from pretty good to terrible in your quest for humor, but this is some of your finest work.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:28 am to Ingeniero
Where is this,? I want to go throw peanuts.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:16 am to SantaFe
You didn't get the invite? Sorry you missed the OT 9.2 hooker orgy sponsored by Exxon last night
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:34 am to Ingeniero
I'm on the interstate practically every day. The things that send me into an irrational rage:
-People playing on their phones while driving
-People playing on their phones while driving 10 mph below the speed limit
-People playing on their phones while driving and doing that thing where they slowly drift into the next lane, then finally look up and jerk their car back into their lane.
-People playing on their phones while driving, and since they're not paying attention to anything but their phone, they constantly tap their brakes just in case the person in font of them is slowing down, but they can't be bothered to look up from their phones to see if in fact the person in front of them is slowing down
-People driving slow in the left lane
-In gridlock traffic, when people jump into the onramp merger lane to get three car lengths ahead, only to still sit in the same traffic. You haven't figured out some cheat code, dumbass.
-People playing on their phones while driving
-People playing on their phones while driving 10 mph below the speed limit
-People playing on their phones while driving and doing that thing where they slowly drift into the next lane, then finally look up and jerk their car back into their lane.
-People playing on their phones while driving, and since they're not paying attention to anything but their phone, they constantly tap their brakes just in case the person in font of them is slowing down, but they can't be bothered to look up from their phones to see if in fact the person in front of them is slowing down
-People driving slow in the left lane
-In gridlock traffic, when people jump into the onramp merger lane to get three car lengths ahead, only to still sit in the same traffic. You haven't figured out some cheat code, dumbass.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:51 am to Ingeniero
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Sorry you missed the OT 9.2 hooker orgy sponsored by Exxon last night
Exxon wouldn’t have their name on something like that. They’d put XTO on it.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:14 am to Ingeniero
I’m here. About to hear about I-10 widening and college drive improvements
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:17 am to Ingeniero
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why can't you mouth breathers drive in a straight line?
To busy driving around the Texas drivers that stay in the left lane.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:21 am to Hu_Flung_Pu
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I’m here. About to hear about I-10 widening and college drive improvements
I think the whole conference is in this room

Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:26 am to Ingeniero
Fax lol. I got in early to get a seat.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:32 am to Armymann50
All this efficiency to get to college. Hope they do the college improvements first or that new fly over just going to be a long line of cars
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:32 am to Ingeniero
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First order of business, why can't you mouth breathers drive in a straight line? At least y'all have plenty of practice driving I-10 while it's down to 1 lane already.
If anyone is offering knuckle checks for PDHs let me know
Will update this thread with which vendors have the best freebies at the expo
People suck at driving in other states too.
But in those states, they usually have better roads and highways. You know, with reflective paint and lighting. And pavement that isn't expected to last 25 years with zero maintenance.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:36 am to Hu_Flung_Pu
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I’m here. About to hear about I-10 widening and college drive improvements
Stand up and shout “How dare you, sir?!” with no further explanation or context.
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