Sunday phone conversations....

Kiffin: Hi, Joe. Joe, I'd like a little more time to talk with UH.

Joe: We will not be held hostage! We have our guy. Good day, sir.

Kiffin: But, this is a HC position. And, the clubs dey got.

Joe: I said GOOD DAY, SIR.

[Hangs up, dials a local number]

Joe: Steve, what are you doing?

Ensminger: Uh, hey Joe. Making a killer dry rub.

Joe: How'd you like a Binder Upgrade?

Ensminger: Y-you don't mean the [pauses for effect] the 'Killer OCs' tab?

Joe: I DO.

[Somewhere, Ponamsky stirs his bloody Mary with his finger.]