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re: So, LSU just married the stripper

Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
4273 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:33 pm to
eeeerrrrrrrrr, a good friend, married one (bartender actually, but had a few itches she occasionallyscratched), had 2 kids together, and was the best 10+ years on Earth. Wonderful parties, smoking hot body to see taking a shower every morning after bj or sex, fun fun fun. Worked and works out. Laid out basically naked most days by pool. Walked around house in skimpy undies and t shirt mostly. Hated clothes basically. Loved an occasional female participant in the bedroom.
Still great friends, and share an occasional cocktail (when physician hubby is out of town)
Great mom to kids..etc


So, if LSU just married the stripper, its gonna be a f'ing great 10 year run with plenty of parties. We'll get a TON of fine memories and stories to tell forever.
Posted by T-Mike
Northeast
Member since Dec 2012
536 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:34 pm to
Hands down the best first response to any post I’ve seen any where in the world on any topic. Congratulations TheSearch. I am in awe of you.
Posted by Mister Baiting
Member since Nov 2025
56 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:34 pm to
I've seen this story playout on Marine bases plenty times. It rarely ends well, but my gawd is it fun while it lasts.

Buckle the F up, get your penicillin shots, and enjoy the ride.
Posted by tha mastablasta
Somewhere over the rainbow
Member since Jan 2012
601 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:34 pm to
frick you gumper. Enjoy losing to Georgia and missing the playoff again.
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
27196 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:34 pm to
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So, LSU just married the stripper


Fresh SECR talking points are out I see.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
4273 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:35 pm to
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Hell they’be been by far the better program since 2020.


I wonder why you started at that date? Probably because that was AFTER our multiple titles and the best team in the history of the sport.
Very convenient
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 12:46 pm
Posted by JMMarine
Rayne La
Member since Apr 2023
142 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:36 pm to
Oh wow the playoffs that’s so non impressive. Let us know when OM actually wins some hardware???
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
3261 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:36 pm to
I don't know why people think he can't or won't work at LSU. I wish I had the ability to look into the future like some of you.
Posted by Ronb
Member since Feb 2020
358 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:36 pm to
SoFla for one quick game. The Bama offense, what offense? Bama is one and done. Don't waste your time, I know we're bad but on the way to getting better, but your guys are traveling in the opposite direction. Why else would a Gump be on this forum? Fear and jealousy, strong motivators.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25975 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:36 pm to
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frickin cry more


The truth, which it is, doesn't make it any less awesome.
Posted by FireawayLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2023
1707 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:39 pm to
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We're going to the playoffs


Umm you truly think big game Deboer is going to beat UGA twice in one year??? That’s so cute. You’re not going anywhere
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54747 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:40 pm to
Everyone should bang a stripper at least once
Posted by TheePalmetto
Member since Aug 2025
1280 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:44 pm to
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Buddy you should worry about your perpetual limp cocks before throwing any shade !!


I’ve been through 3 bad hires so yeah I would say I know when a situation is going to end poorly so
Posted by magicman0001
Cresson, TX (DFW area)
Member since Dec 2008
1145 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 1:03 pm to
Same money as the frat boy. Don't change the truth to fit your narrative behind this concocted cesspool you've felt enlightened by creating.

And using the stripper analogy- He's more like the "Madame" who's been there/done that. She's found what it was in life she was looking for. She decided she's had enough of the fast life, and rode off into the sunset with the big fish she felt comfortable with. She knew he had everything she would ever need to help make her dreams come true, and be able to accommodate her in all of her future endeavors.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
51801 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 1:07 pm to
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So, LSU just married the stripper

That is a hell of a well written post, and maybe correct! I’m going to enjoy this however it plays out!
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