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Posted on 1/11/24 at 3:30 pm
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
10521 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 3:30 pm
Joke turned into a series of title reader replies
This post was edited on 1/11/24 at 5:24 pm
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26689 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 3:31 pm to
Post less
Posted by PrecedentedTimes
Member since Dec 2020
3111 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Now for the next steps: -Alabama hires Jimbo for a $1 salary. -Alabama pays Jimbo’s would be salary back to Texas A&M under the table Benefits: -Texas has no state income. Jimbo saves millions on his would be salary in Alabama. -Saban further cements his legacy as his handpicked successor eases Alabama back into normalcy, with no one any the wiser.


Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30592 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 3:33 pm to
There are zero major football programs that want to hire Jimbo.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 3:38 pm to
frick in the what???
Posted by d2
NC
Member since Jan 2009
447 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 3:40 pm to
Upvoted, because I would love to see the Jumbo to Bama melt.
Posted by jp4lsu
Member since Sep 2016
4956 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 3:44 pm to
As ridiculous as this is from the OP, I would love for it to happen. The melt by Bama fans would be worse than if LSU had hired Jimbo in 2021.
Posted by Tiger Tracker
Austin,TX
Member since Nov 2015
7231 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 3:59 pm to
I hope you enjoyed typing all of that because no one is reading past the thread title.
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
10521 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

I hope you enjoyed typing all of that because no one is reading past the thread title.


That’s become apparent
Posted by Mobiletiggah
Mobile Alabama
Member since Mar 2021
2665 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 4:30 pm to
Let’s presume for a moment that the University of Alabama wants to win the SEC and national championships. Jimbo does not fit that want or expectation.
Posted by JD10
Member since Aug 2010
962 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 4:32 pm to
Out of your fricking mind
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61875 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 4:32 pm to
That’s BS that the next coach will have to live up to Saban. The next coach at Bama will win a Natty unless they are worse than Les Miles. Bama is still loaded and college football is still 85 percent the players
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
10521 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

Let’s presume for a moment that the University of Alabama wants to win the SEC and national championships. Jimbo does not fit that want or expectation.


I’ve considered deleting the post, but now I’m just using it as a poll for the % of people who straight up just read titles and hit reply.
Posted by TheTeaux
Rouses on Airline Drive
Member since Mar 2023
1210 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 4:37 pm to
You probably should be taking a medication with the same name as your screen name and lots of it.
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22751 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

The next coach at Bama will win a Natty unless they are worse than Les Miles. Bama is still loaded and college football is still 85 percent the players


Wannabet 85% of those players dont stay. Their roster is about to be purged like a coke bag at the Goldmine.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61875 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

Wannabet 85% of those players dont stay


Excluding draft eligible? You got a bet
Posted by BallChamp00
Member since May 2015
6356 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 4:57 pm to
You put a lot of time into this. Despite it being possibly the worst thread of all time.
Posted by Shovelhead
Kentucky
Member since Jan 2022
269 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 4:59 pm to
If Bama hired Jimbo, I’d love it.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11280 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 5:06 pm to
Butt pirate
Posted by Iowatiger209
Ankeny, IA
Member since May 2021
696 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 5:07 pm to
I’ve read some stupid crap on this board. I’ve posted stupid crap on this board. But this is by far, the stupidest take I have ever seen……
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