re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

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Can't wait to troll the Hodors when S4 starts. They know nothing!!!

I think part of Jamie's redemption arc is showing how it's hard for him to get past Cercei. When he gets back to KL he bangs Cercei and tried to talk her into going public and getting married. So I think Cercei is his tragic downfall

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I think part of Jamie's redemption arc is showing how it's hard for him to get past Cercei. When he gets back to KL he bangs Cercei and tried to talk her into going public and getting married. So I think Cercei is his tragic downfall

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I disagree. He burnt Cersei's letter without a second's thought really. I think he now realizes what she is and doesn't love her anymore (at least in not a lover way).

Plus I'm sure that once Cersei finds out about Kevin and Pycelle's death, the only people who had any real emotional authority over her, she's sending a dozen free riders after them, and I think Brienne will be killed by them. Top it off with trying to burn King's Landing to the ground and poisoning Tommen (I definitely think that scene in "Blackwater" was foreshadowing on what Cersei is going to do), and I don't think that Jaime is going to have much of a desire to be with her anymore and will truly seek to kill her.

I think it has to be Jaime too. That's the only way I'll be satisfied with Cersei's death. Arya would be okay, but a huge letdown. And Tyrion, way too obvious. Jaime killing Cersei would be the best death scene in the whole series.

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I disagree. He burnt Cersei's letter without a second's thought really. I think he now realizes what she is and doesn't love her anymore (at least in not a lover way).

Plus I'm sure that once Cersei finds out about Kevin and Pycelle's death, the only people who had any real emotional authority over her, she's sending a dozen free riders after them, and I think Brienne will be killed by them. Top it off with trying to burn King's Landing to the ground and poisoning Tommen (I definitely think that scene in "Blackwater" was foreshadowing on what Cersei is going to do), and I don't think that Jaime is going to have much of a desire to be with her anymore and will truly seek to kill her.

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Exactly, except I think when Cersei finds out they have feelings for each other and/or have had sex that she's going to go even more batshit crazy than she already is and have Brienne killed. It would definitely be an interesting twist on the "fairer queen" taking her down in the Valonqar prophecy/a bit ironic.

My body will be ready after True Detective is over!

This is a great theory :

The Last Hero & the Night's King are the same person

Interdasting.

Interesting, but...

His timeline is wrong as well as relationship to The Night's King

hmm. I think there are some rather large leaps of fantasy in there, but what else can we do to occupy our time waiting...

The repetition of numbers to me is very similar to GRRM's repetition of phrases/epithets--which is very much in keeping with the epic poetry conceit- think The Iliad. Since these were "sung" stories, they needed catch phrases to give the singers a moment to catch up and a touchstone to keep the listeners on solid footing.

While I think the Night's King and the Last Hero could be the same, the rest just seems to try too hard,

I do think that Coldhands could be Night's King.

I also think the Sentinels will come into play at some point. They have a debt to pay if I recall.

Cosmo must have been really busy today.