re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

From the books, name a quote that made you lol, for me it was in AGoT and Jorah said, "Viserys is the shadow of a snake"

"You'll wear it quietly or I'll honor you again."
Robert Baratheon

"There are no men like me. Only me."

"They called him Kingmaker."

"No little bird, he was no true knight."

"A Hound will die for you, but never lie to you. And he'll look you straight in the face."

"frick the water, bring me wine!"

"frick the Kingsguard. frick the city. frick the king."

"No," Ned said with sadness in his voice. "Now it ends."

"Edd, fetch me a block."

"A peaceful land, a quiet people."

"Maybe my brother will give me your head."

"Don't make me rue the day I raped your mother."

"Woe to the Usurper."

"Rhaegar fought valianty, Rhaegar fought nobly, and Rhaegar died."

Assuming that Rick lives to the end of the series and is named Heir to Winterfell, would Oathkeeper and Widow's Wail be reforged into Ice and given back to him?

I always crack up when Hodor says Hodor in the books, but IMO the Hodor scenes are better in the show. I loved all of his S3 scenes for instance:

Best of Hodor

nm... read page 572 before 571...

"Handless and Noseless, the Lannister boys."

"She's been fricking Lancel, Osmund Kettleblack, and probably Moonboy for all I know."

Stannis is one of my favorite characters now. He is so dry but has some of the best lines in the books. I hope David and Dan start to show Stannis in a better light in Seasons 4 and 5.

"We all know what my brother would do. Robert would gallop up to the gates of Winterfell alone, break them with his warhammer, and ride through the rubble to slay Roose Bolton with his left hand and the Bastard with his right. I am not Robert. But we will march, and we will free Winterfell … or die in the attempt."

"Renly offered me a peach. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me a peach. I thought he was drawing blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show fear? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet the peach was, did his words have some hidden meaning? Only Renly could vex me so with a piece of fruit. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brothers peach."


Also, this is a great quote as well; it was in the show but I can't remember if it was in the books as well.

"So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."

Great Jon was the one who had his fingers bitten off by Greywind and said "Your meat is bloody tough." Rickard Karstark is the one who killed the Lannister boys and Robb beheaded him.