Seattle Officially Has A New NHL Team And Here's What They'll Be Called...

Their new fans have already nicknamed their arena, “The Krakhouse.”

Seattle Rioters!!!

Pussies

the Seattle Chaz

Pretty dope logo honestly. I don’t hate it.

Seattle Krackers

Didn’t have my readers on and since the term has used so much I thought it said “ the Karen’s”

Finally, an awesome & original team name.

I love how designers go through these huge explanations on how a shitty S embodies the city. I could have made that piece of shite in MS Paint in 5 minutes.

How about 'Snowflakes'.....WEAK!

They nailed it.

What’s the over/under on how long until the rioters destroy the arena?

I was thinking Seattle Bolsheviks would have a nice ring to it. They already have the Lenin statue nearby. They could have fashioned the hammer and sickle into hockey sticks.

I guess Chupacabra was taken.

Equity and justice demands that the team assets be seized and given to antifa.

They're gonna protest it. They wanted to be called the Seattle CHOP

Great name. Great colors. Great logo. #KrakenLivesMatter.