Travis Kelce Gave A Speech To The Chiefs Team Last Night Leaving Teammates In Tears

He told them to get vaxxed.

Kelce has the head and eyebrows of a Sesame Street puppet.

He has so much vaccine in him, he can't think straight.

When will the NFL just pay the WWE writers for some decent copy?

frick Mr Pfizer and his eyebrows

Taylor Swift has turned him into an emotional girl.

Riveting

Zzzzzzzzzz

Part of the NFL narrative. Football = wrestling …

Does anyone actually believe this?

Sure Jan.

I heard it went something like this:
Even though large tracts of yardage and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the 49'ers and all the odious apparatus of west coast commies rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in the trenches, we shall fight on the grass turf, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our title, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the red zone we shall fight on the goal line, we shall fight in the football fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. And even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this stadium or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our fans beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Hunt family, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the offense, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the Old.

"Just a heads up everyone. I'm going to be a total douche on national tv and shove our coach if he doesn't make this game about me so I can show out for my famous girlfriend"

Did I miss it? Someone wrote about it but there wasn't a phone in the house to record it? Or are the links above screwed up?

He's retiring after the Super Bowl and proposing to Taylor no matter what happens. We all would if were in his position. They'll get married, have a kid, divorce in 5 years, and Taylor will make a whole album about it.

Don't think it'll happen? You haven't been paying attention.

Did he tell the team he’s dropping over hyped Taylor Swift and going back to exclusively dating black women as he’s always done prior?

He should be cut for shoving the coach but won't. NFL makes too much $$$ off his annoying girlfriend

Two for one

After how he acted on the sidelines, Reid should cut him asap. He's talented but acts like an idiot.