Johnny Manziel Went Jewelry Shopping With Dwayne Bowe

Larry's daily schedule: 1. Wake up. 2. Check internet for ANY Manziel news. 3. Go to bathroom. 4. recheck internet for ANY Manziel news. 5. Avoid shower again. 6. Recheck internet for ANY Manziel news or Football concept helmets. 7. Eat pop tarts and old milk. 8. Recheck internet for ANY Manziel news and quickly post a story about a hot girl so no one catches on to his Manziel bromance. 9. Etc

Are you going to write an article about him going to the bathroom and wiping himself too?

Larry you are starting to scare me

It's good to see he is realistic about his NFL future. Pissing away his money at Mr. Goldman when he can barely stay employed is a fantastic idea.

Larry, can you get the scoop on what Johnny had for breakfast this morning? TIA!

I love the guy to the far right. He has on 3 Cross necklaces. He's 3x the Christian I'll ever be.

Larry, I just want you to know, I appreciate you. Keep up the great work.

never understood the appeal of jewelry for men. I know it's to show the world that they have money, but that's tacky. Simple and understated is the way to go, but that's not Johnny or most others in the NFL.

D-Bowe with the double cup. Wonder what he's sippin

Johnny football is as likely to throw a pass in a game as Dewayne Bowe is to catch one.

He looks like a cartoon character.

Geez that necklace looks rediculous on Manziel.

Larry, you suck at life

f this dude

What's with that weird arse tan line on Manziel's right arm

Larry it is time for you to stop posting this crap.

So we now know (thanks to Larry) who JFF is sleeping with and who is he wasting time with. Now we just need to find out the strain of weed he is smoking and we have the trifecta. Get on it Larry.

I guess Joseph Randle wasn't available.

Larry's first post was about Tebow in his undies. His Manziel man crush fits the mold. LINK

Larry, thank you for being our whipping post.