Sean Payton Got Married In Air Jordan 1s This Weekend

SP surely has some questionable character, and taste at that, but we are all mediocre at best and lucky to have one talent in life and I would certainly not mind trading places with his life right now. He's just an average baw with above average money and rep. Many of us would probably make the same choices lol.

Was next to him and two of his friends waiting to get into the Gold Mine one NYE a few years ago, and he was stupid drunk. I actually gained a bit of respect for him in that fleeting moment :lol:

He looks like a tool.

Dang it, no playoffs this year baw!!!

I'm sure it's for love!

This obviously isn’t his first wife

Looks like the new pear.

If u put ur ear up to the shoe u can hear the Slave labor saying “equality.”

Good thing the team can help please her.

Hope he didn’t buy her diamond from Drew’s broker

I ain’t saying she a gold digger but she ain’t messing with no broke…

Did they have I can't breathe in marker on them also

She better learn how to cook some green eggs and ham. I’m sorry but the older he gets the more he looks like Dr. Seuss.

Man, he's pear level fat.

How long before this "high character" guy cheats on this one with a younger cheer leader?

Payton’s so competitive in EVERYTHING! She’s got C’s, he’s got D’s.

His tux doesn't fit him properly. Must have gone to Men's Warehouse.

High on percocet and wearing a "Say Her Name" T shirt.

Is Melvin Jenkins okay with this marriage?

That tux is ill-fitting

I hope there's a loophole in his prenup, assuming there is one, and she takes him to the cleaners.