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Indians Pitcher Trevor Bauer Has 3 First Date Rules That Get Straight To The Point
© David Richard-USA TODAY Sports
Indians Pitcher Trevor Bauer is a quirky fella. He revealed to Sports Illustrated that he not only does things his way on the mound, but also on first dates...
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When Bauer meets a potential romantic partner, he outlines for her the parameters of any possible relationship on their very first date. “I have three rules,” he says. “One: no feelings. As soon as I sense you’re developing feelings, I’m going to cut it off, because I’m not interested in a relationship and I’m emotionally unavailable. Two: no social media posts about me while we’re together, because private life stays private. Three: I sleep with other people. I’m going to continue to sleep with other people. If you’re not O.K. with that, we won’t sleep together, and that’s perfectly fine. We can just be perfectly polite platonic friends.”
Ladies?

(The Big Lead)
Filed Under: MLB
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pellietigersaint62 months
good thing he is a pro baller. he looks to have the musculature of a child
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Morris163 months
Boom! I love this guy! Men who don’t need women are usually the ones swimming in them. Feminism, for all its bluster, cant deny the biology of the alpha male effect. Then again, blue haired fatties don’t attract alphas.
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GeauxTigers010763 months
This is exactly how you don't put the punani on a pedestal.
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GeauxGriz63 months
No woman worth having agrees to these terms.
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km63 months
As long as your got a big contract, it'll work.
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reo4563 months
I salute you sir.
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BowDownToLSU63 months
Damn he Alpha AF
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LSUAlum200163 months
I bet he’s rolling in arse...
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bcoop19963 months
I like the cut of his jib.
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JohnnyU63 months
What a catch. What women wouldn't want that? If he wasn't paid millions, he'd be fapping to his computer.
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GeeOH63 months
So you want skank whores to bring diseases your way...got it
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Hangit63 months
He will have hordes of them that want to check and see if his pullout game is skrong.
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MSH63 months
fricking Tyler. Gotta respect the boldness, though.
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FlyinTiger9363 months
Don’t need to be in a relationship to become a baby mama, and be on his payroll for the next 19 years.
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Master of Sinanju63 months
All well and good until he meets the one that'll be giving him all the rules.
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Stingray63 months
Eastbound and down
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LSUintheNW63 months
And there will still be ladies who will try and change him, lol.
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JackieTreehorn63 months
Four: Do not tell them I play for Cleveland.
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Yeah, that must be so shameful making $6.5 million per year playing for the Indians.
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biglego63 months
Lol
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Tigrdynasty63 months
Easy for a professional athlete to be this honest. Most of us have to work a little bit to get laid.
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SkintBack63 months
Speak for yourself, I dont have to work for it.....however I'm sure his quality is WAY better.
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ByUselves63 months
Skin, we talking bout folks with a actual cull levels.
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