How Do I Unsee Sammy Sosa Dressed As A Cowboy For His B-Day Party?

Yee haaww, its Yo Sammity Sosa

where's Sammy say it isn't Sosa?

Michael Jackson-esque.

He looks and moves like a poorly-done wax figure of himself.

Stuff of nightmares

beisbol been berry berry good to me.

Auditioning as a stand-in on Monk?

How is there not a Sammy Sosa reality show????

those slammin sammy's frosted flakes he endorsed seem to be taking over his body

He looks embalmed

Michael Jackson, part 2.

How does someone lighten all of their skin like that?

Rhinestone cowboy

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Nobody mentioned that this wasn't his birthday? This was someone's else party. Come on, Larry. It was his wife's. You should remember making a post about Sosa's party pictures back in November.

Berry incredible

He comes across as a guy that played football for 20 yrs.

Don Cheadle wore it better in Boogie Nights.

Ole baw looks frail

Gene Autry is alive!