pels2seattle

This is starting to get into weirdos who can't go a day without quoting Borat jokes territory.

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I tore the ligaments in my foot about 1.5 years ago. No, not a break, but it was a pretty bad tear for someone that’s 40. I rehabbed it myself and was running full speed again in 4 months. Zion is what, 21? Half my age. Dude should have been ready to go months ago. Something smells fishy and it’s not vagina.

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I haven't had much to troll about recently so thanks for the most goddamn stupid take I've seen on this board in weeks.

Such original, sharp wit, you should be a comedian.

Or go beat your old lady some more, I don't care.

a) accepting some cockamamie story about nearly every functioning government in the world collaborating on a plot that's going to tank their economies and their current admin's approval ratings, spark civil unrest, and require a Herculean effort to cover up, all so that a handful of companies can put the squeeze on the average Joe (and never mind the fact that many governments are subsidizing the vaccine)

or

b) confronting the possibility, the fact, the Lacanian Real, whatever tf you want to call it, that you might be a little low on the dipstick when it comes to intellect and issues harder than basketball.

Like really goddamn low.

Seriously, do you get a crazy check?

Check in here if you're the special kind of retarded failure of a human being that thinks he deserves an extra dingdong for parroting the most obvious critique you could make of Zion that's been repeated ad mfing nauseam for years now.

Greatest, most intellectual fan base in the nation, lfg Seattle Supersonics

Reports said when he first saw the relative classiness of the Yacht Club, it dawned on him that he's contracted to live and work in the shithole of the nation, whose biggest claim to fame is that it does a couple of things better than Mississippi and smells better than East Texas a few weeks out of the year. Where no one with the means or in their right goddamn mind would ever move to, what with fans ready to blame you or anyone else they can for everything wrong in their shitstain lives.

It can be tough on a young fella. Give him some space.

Fifth metatarsal fractures usually don't require surgery unless its a Jones fracture. That said, professional athletes often have the best surgery, aftercare, and pt money can buy in order to reduce immobilization time, regardless of the severity. You on the other hand get a boot and a pat on the back. Not hard to understand.