SleepyChuckTodd

They’re burning the Rona bodies.

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I don’t know, man. I’ve eaten lots of pussy and yet it’s still the cause of a lot of pain in my life.

Looks like a class from Police Academy.

I thought Asians were supposed to be good at math.

JR Cigar is good. Used to be a lot better when Lew Rothman owned it. He’s a character and a half. Last of a dying breed.

The Joule was the favorite of America’s Test Kitchen.

He’d love the Rona theories. West of the Rockies... caller, you’re on the air!

Not takeout, but the Rouses stores on the Wank side are carrying pre-made dishes from Tony Mandina’s. The Veal Parmesan and Chicken Lindsey Grace have been pretty solid.

Reminds me of a long-term substitute high school teacher I had in 10th grade. He was the coolest guy. He took us out on trips through the woods, engaged us in conversations...

I saw him right after that and he was ravaged by cancer. He looked like a ghost. I thought, “this is the last time I’ll ever see or talk to this man.”

I saw him a few years later, and he had rebounded fully. I told him how I couldn’t believe he was alive. He told me how he was in so much pain, that he laid awake praying to die so that he would not suffer anymore.

I’m proud to say that 20 years later, that man is still alive, I’m still alive, and we’re still friends.

Miracles happen. Every single day.