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TulaneLSU's brief review of Zuppardo's 85/15 ground beef New Orleans style hamburgers
Posted on 4/18/20 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 4/18/20 at 5:55 pm
Dear Friends,
The novel virus that has killed, caused worldwide panic and Sinophobia, and continues partisan political squabbles has me questioning my eating patterns. There is a growing body of research that connects novel human viruses with our close contact with animals. Whether that be in a wet market or a large scale chicken or pig farm in Mississippi, it seems to me that eating meat from such sources is perhaps unethical as well as playing a role in introducing these viruses to humans.
I am, therefore, considering becoming a vegetarian, or at least a pescatarian. In order to accomplish this potential goal, I realize I am going to have clear out my freezer of all the meat and bones. My perquisition of the freezer yielded this evening some beautiful Zuppardo's 85/15 ground cow muscle and fat. After thawing it, I was ready to prepare.
Now, Tom Fitzmorris, friend and mentor of all who love New Orleans food and cooking, used to say that the number of years old you are should dictate how frequently you eat a burger. If you're 30, you should eat a burger only once every 30 weeks. If you're 60, you should only eat a burger every 60 weeks. This rule of thumb seems restrictive, but as I age, I realize just how much wisdom our dear friend shares. Our heart's health depends on such a rule, as does our planet's health -- you can consider both the role beef production plays on climate change and the potential for mutation of animal viruses. Beef is delicious, but I wonder what role it should have in the virtuous person's diet.
With Ben's Burgers temporarily shut -- I sure hope he didn't sand away my signature on his table -- I decided I wanted to do a New Orleans style burger tonight. Or two. I formed the beef in two 1/2 pound patties. Is it just me or does the feel of cool ground beef in the palms at the same time disgust and excite you? To season it, I chose Tony Chachere's salt free seasoning. I don't know why I use this seasoning because I always also add salt when I use it. Yes, I then sprinkled a hefty amount of salt and pepper on each side.
As the grill was heating, I prepared 6 slices of Hormel black label precooked bacon, which I get at Sam's for about $10 for a bag that says it is equivalent to three pounds of raw bacon. I heated these slices for 29 seconds in the microwave. I like 29 because it is a Markov number and former Hornets coach, Paul Silas, wore that jersey when he was in the NBA. Nice and crispy, but not overcooked bacon is what we are trying to achieve.
The grill was to 600, enough to burn away the leftover debris from yesterday's fateful and spectacular sockeye salmon failure. Flames were roaring as the fat started dripping from the burgers. I flipped after three minutes and fifty seconds because I learned from the OT that 350 is a perfect number. And people sometimes laugh when you type it.
After another 350, I put a layer of Great Value brand shredded sharp cheddar. I get this high quality product at Walmart. Large bags work out to around $2.50 per pound. Now I realize you're thinking, "TulaneLSU, I thought you said this was a New Orleans style burger. Don't you know that that style uses cold, not melted cheddar?"
My dear friend, yes, but thank you for reminding us. This burger, however, is a unique form of the New Orleans style burger. What I do next is cut with my fingers three slices of bacon and layer them on the melted cheddar. Make sure the bacon coverage is symmetric, winsome, and full.
Cut off your grill. Take your burgers off the grill and put into a room temperature bun. I prefer the value brand buns, but Bunny will do. I do not like Pepperidge Farm, as I find those buns are too dense and have too much flavor. A good burger often is best with nothing else except a plain bun. The plainer the bun, the better your burger's meat will shine.
Now here is where the New Orleans style burger comes in. At the last moment, just seconds before you are to eat the burger, layer another clump of shredded cheddar on the bacon mat.
C'est magnifique! Have a wonderful evening, my friends!
Faith, Hope, and Love,
TulaneLSU
The novel virus that has killed, caused worldwide panic and Sinophobia, and continues partisan political squabbles has me questioning my eating patterns. There is a growing body of research that connects novel human viruses with our close contact with animals. Whether that be in a wet market or a large scale chicken or pig farm in Mississippi, it seems to me that eating meat from such sources is perhaps unethical as well as playing a role in introducing these viruses to humans.
I am, therefore, considering becoming a vegetarian, or at least a pescatarian. In order to accomplish this potential goal, I realize I am going to have clear out my freezer of all the meat and bones. My perquisition of the freezer yielded this evening some beautiful Zuppardo's 85/15 ground cow muscle and fat. After thawing it, I was ready to prepare.
Now, Tom Fitzmorris, friend and mentor of all who love New Orleans food and cooking, used to say that the number of years old you are should dictate how frequently you eat a burger. If you're 30, you should eat a burger only once every 30 weeks. If you're 60, you should only eat a burger every 60 weeks. This rule of thumb seems restrictive, but as I age, I realize just how much wisdom our dear friend shares. Our heart's health depends on such a rule, as does our planet's health -- you can consider both the role beef production plays on climate change and the potential for mutation of animal viruses. Beef is delicious, but I wonder what role it should have in the virtuous person's diet.
With Ben's Burgers temporarily shut -- I sure hope he didn't sand away my signature on his table -- I decided I wanted to do a New Orleans style burger tonight. Or two. I formed the beef in two 1/2 pound patties. Is it just me or does the feel of cool ground beef in the palms at the same time disgust and excite you? To season it, I chose Tony Chachere's salt free seasoning. I don't know why I use this seasoning because I always also add salt when I use it. Yes, I then sprinkled a hefty amount of salt and pepper on each side.
As the grill was heating, I prepared 6 slices of Hormel black label precooked bacon, which I get at Sam's for about $10 for a bag that says it is equivalent to three pounds of raw bacon. I heated these slices for 29 seconds in the microwave. I like 29 because it is a Markov number and former Hornets coach, Paul Silas, wore that jersey when he was in the NBA. Nice and crispy, but not overcooked bacon is what we are trying to achieve.
The grill was to 600, enough to burn away the leftover debris from yesterday's fateful and spectacular sockeye salmon failure. Flames were roaring as the fat started dripping from the burgers. I flipped after three minutes and fifty seconds because I learned from the OT that 350 is a perfect number. And people sometimes laugh when you type it.
After another 350, I put a layer of Great Value brand shredded sharp cheddar. I get this high quality product at Walmart. Large bags work out to around $2.50 per pound. Now I realize you're thinking, "TulaneLSU, I thought you said this was a New Orleans style burger. Don't you know that that style uses cold, not melted cheddar?"
My dear friend, yes, but thank you for reminding us. This burger, however, is a unique form of the New Orleans style burger. What I do next is cut with my fingers three slices of bacon and layer them on the melted cheddar. Make sure the bacon coverage is symmetric, winsome, and full.
Cut off your grill. Take your burgers off the grill and put into a room temperature bun. I prefer the value brand buns, but Bunny will do. I do not like Pepperidge Farm, as I find those buns are too dense and have too much flavor. A good burger often is best with nothing else except a plain bun. The plainer the bun, the better your burger's meat will shine.
Now here is where the New Orleans style burger comes in. At the last moment, just seconds before you are to eat the burger, layer another clump of shredded cheddar on the bacon mat.
C'est magnifique! Have a wonderful evening, my friends!
Faith, Hope, and Love,
TulaneLSU
This post was edited on 4/18/20 at 11:16 pm
Posted on 4/18/20 at 5:59 pm to TulaneLSU
So why are you traversing all the way to Metry for groceries when you live uptown?
Posted on 4/18/20 at 6:04 pm to TulaneLSU
quote:
ur heart's health depends on such a rule, as does our planet's health -- you can consider both the role beef production plays on climate change and the potential for mutation of animal viruses. Beef is delicious, but I wonder what role it should have in the virtuous person's diet.
Oh for frick's sake. Shitty 1980s-based take on diet advice.
Posted on 4/18/20 at 6:08 pm to TulaneLSU
Grate real cheese instead of the pre-shredded stuff in a bag it tastes a whole lot better.
Posted on 4/18/20 at 6:12 pm to TulaneLSU
I wouldn’t follow any of Fitzmorris’ health advice, because it clearly hasn’t worked for him.
Posted on 4/18/20 at 7:04 pm to t00f
Friend,
I no longer live uptown. Mid-City is my neighborhood. When one lives in Mid-City, options are not great. Rouse's is probably my lowest ranked grocery store in the area, even lower than Ideal Market. Winn Dixie isn't that much better. I occasionally will get a ride to Langenstein's on Metairie Road; the one on Arabella is far too narrow, but the real reason is a clerk who has worked there since I was in college has a very deep crush on me. She really and truly stalked me, such that my safety was in jeopardy, so I avoid the store altogether now. Plus, there are just too many people from my childhood, including Angus Lind, into whom I run that I prefer never to enter that Langenstein's.
Canesco's in Mid-City is pretty good. Whole Foods in Mid-City, though, isn't and they never give out smoked burger samples like the one uptown.
Like most true New Orleanians, I prefer Dorignac's. It traditionally has been the best store. But since the remodeling of Zuppardo's, I may actually do most of my future shopping at the Economical, if I can get a ride. It goes without saying that you have inspired a TulaneLSU Top 10 grocery stores of the New Orleans. Thank you, dear friend.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
I no longer live uptown. Mid-City is my neighborhood. When one lives in Mid-City, options are not great. Rouse's is probably my lowest ranked grocery store in the area, even lower than Ideal Market. Winn Dixie isn't that much better. I occasionally will get a ride to Langenstein's on Metairie Road; the one on Arabella is far too narrow, but the real reason is a clerk who has worked there since I was in college has a very deep crush on me. She really and truly stalked me, such that my safety was in jeopardy, so I avoid the store altogether now. Plus, there are just too many people from my childhood, including Angus Lind, into whom I run that I prefer never to enter that Langenstein's.
Canesco's in Mid-City is pretty good. Whole Foods in Mid-City, though, isn't and they never give out smoked burger samples like the one uptown.
Like most true New Orleanians, I prefer Dorignac's. It traditionally has been the best store. But since the remodeling of Zuppardo's, I may actually do most of my future shopping at the Economical, if I can get a ride. It goes without saying that you have inspired a TulaneLSU Top 10 grocery stores of the New Orleans. Thank you, dear friend.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
This post was edited on 4/18/20 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 4/18/20 at 7:11 pm to TulaneLSU
As long as I don’t make it in your next melt diatribe I am OK.
I would suggest the top 10 be Nola specific foods.
BTW, my intel says, Bayou St. John.
I would suggest the top 10 be Nola specific foods.
BTW, my intel says, Bayou St. John.
This post was edited on 4/18/20 at 7:12 pm
Posted on 4/18/20 at 7:13 pm to t00f
He needs to do a top 10 ten Tom fitzmorris callers list
Posted on 4/18/20 at 7:15 pm to Paul Allen
Did I tell you about the time I was on with him at FQF?
Posted on 4/18/20 at 7:16 pm to Paul Allen
About 5 years ago.
I’ll save it for the next TF thread
I’ll save it for the next TF thread
Posted on 4/18/20 at 7:18 pm to TulaneLSU
quote:
they never give out smoked burger samples like the one uptown.
Posted on 4/18/20 at 9:54 pm to TulaneLSU
You don't have transportation? What happened to your family wealth?
Posted on 4/18/20 at 10:13 pm to TulaneLSU
80/20 is the bare minimum of fat % in a good burger. I like to buy the 73/27. A little harder to get a good crust but the flavor is unbeatable.
Posted on 4/18/20 at 11:25 pm to heatom2
Friend,
I actually prefer the meatier burgers. 93/7 is great in my book.
I sometimes eat the Wagyu burgers from Snake River Farms. They don’t say how much fat is in it but I wouldn’t be surprised by a 65/35 ratio. When I have pan grilled it, nearly half the weight is in grease left over.the flavor is great, but I feel quite like I’m about to burst when I eat one. So much fat.
When I shared with my friends here the TulaneLSU cheesesteak recipe , I seem to remember some criticism for using such a fatty cut of meat. Is Wagyu good only because it has very high fat and little gristle? Perhaps. I no longer buy from SRF as I just don’t think it is worth four times what the equivalent Angus version provides.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
I actually prefer the meatier burgers. 93/7 is great in my book.
I sometimes eat the Wagyu burgers from Snake River Farms. They don’t say how much fat is in it but I wouldn’t be surprised by a 65/35 ratio. When I have pan grilled it, nearly half the weight is in grease left over.the flavor is great, but I feel quite like I’m about to burst when I eat one. So much fat.
When I shared with my friends here the TulaneLSU cheesesteak recipe , I seem to remember some criticism for using such a fatty cut of meat. Is Wagyu good only because it has very high fat and little gristle? Perhaps. I no longer buy from SRF as I just don’t think it is worth four times what the equivalent Angus version provides.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
This post was edited on 4/18/20 at 11:26 pm
Posted on 4/18/20 at 11:56 pm to t00f
quote:you probably called him on the rainbow colored phone.... homo
Did I tell you about the time I was on with him at FQF?
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