This poor lad is Jack Johnson. He has already spent $26,000 on surgery to look like his idol, soccer star David Beckham, and says he needs at least another $35,000 to achieve his goal. I guess there are worse things to spend your money on...nope, actually this is the worst...
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Cobb Dawg•103 months

I think we're being punked. I look more like Beckham than this dude without any surgery.

BowDownToLSU•103 months

If he's going for the gay version of David...he nailed it

BigPerm30•103 months

He should ask for a refund.

BigPerm30•103 months

He should ask for a refund.

saint tiger225•103 months

Looks more like Chaz Bono than Beckham.

CAD703X•103 months

nailed it

dbeck•103 months

He looks like a man who has changed genders twice.

BobABooey•103 months

I bet he's married to Nosh Spice.

NYCAuburn•103 months

are those whisker implants?

RightHook•103 months

evil spirits everywhere.

engvol•103 months

£26,000 of welfare benefits well spent

Black n Gold•103 months

FWIW, it is $26k USD.

SPEEDY•103 months

You mean he spent $26k to look like kim jong-un?

dbeck•103 months

Subtle brag

papasmurf1269•103 months

Dr. should've done something about that five head

PrimeTime Money•103 months

His plastic surgeon is pretty good because I wouldn't have known he had plastic surgery if I wasn't told. Some of these people who get plastic surgery look like a lizard afterwards. However, this guy looks nothing like David Beckham.

DoubleDown•103 months

Sheesh, just be you buddy. Also, maybe start running like David Beckham and you might get closer than any surgery would do?!

Flipadelphia•103 months

Nailed it!

CAD703X•103 months

dammit i missed this comment

CCTider•103 months

He should've started with a treadmill.

RedFoxx•103 months

$26,000 haircut and still didn't get it right.

Black n Gold•103 months

What is the point of plastic surgery if you tell everyone you had plastic surgery?