This poor lad is Jack Johnson. He has already spent $26,000 on surgery to look like his idol, soccer star David Beckham, and says he needs at least another $35,000 to achieve his goal. I guess there are worse things to spend your money on...nope, actually this is the worst...
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Cobb Dawg

I think we're being punked. I look more like Beckham than this dude without any surgery.

Reply•84 months

BowDownToLSU

If he's going for the gay version of David...he nailed it

Reply•84 months

BigPerm30

He should ask for a refund.

Reply•84 months

BigPerm30

He should ask for a refund.

Reply•84 months

saint tiger225

Looks more like Chaz Bono than Beckham.

Reply•84 months

CAD703X

nailed it

Reply•84 months

dbeck

He looks like a man who has changed genders twice.

Reply•84 months

BobABooey

I bet he's married to Nosh Spice.

Reply•84 months

NYCAuburn

are those whisker implants?

Reply•84 months

RightHook

evil spirits everywhere.

Reply•84 months

engvol

£26,000 of welfare benefits well spent

Reply•84 months

Black n Gold

FWIW, it is $26k USD.

84 months

SPEEDY

You mean he spent $26k to look like kim jong-un?

Reply•84 months

dbeck

Subtle brag

Reply•84 months

papasmurf1269

Dr. should've done something about that five head

Reply•84 months

PrimeTime Money

His plastic surgeon is pretty good because I wouldn't have known he had plastic surgery if I wasn't told. Some of these people who get plastic surgery look like a lizard afterwards. However, this guy looks nothing like David Beckham.

Reply•84 months

DoubleDown

Sheesh, just be you buddy. Also, maybe start running like David Beckham and you might get closer than any surgery would do?!

Reply•84 months

Flipadelphia

Nailed it!

Reply•84 months

CAD703X

dammit i missed this comment

84 months

CCTider

He should've started with a treadmill.