This poor lad is Jack Johnson. He has already spent $26,000 on surgery to look like his idol, soccer star David Beckham, and says he needs at least another $35,000 to achieve his goal. I guess there are worse things to spend your money on...nope, actually this is the worst...
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SPEEDY•115 months

You mean he spent $26k to look like kim jong-un?

RedFoxx•115 months

$26,000 haircut and still didn't get it right.

CCTider•115 months

He should've started with a treadmill.

saint tiger225•115 months

Looks more like Chaz Bono than Beckham.

dbeck•115 months

He looks like a man who has changed genders twice.

CAD703X•115 months

nailed it

Black n Gold•115 months

What is the point of plastic surgery if you tell everyone you had plastic surgery?

BobABooey•115 months

I bet he's married to Nosh Spice.

NYCAuburn•115 months

are those whisker implants?

BowDownToLSU•115 months

If he's going for the gay version of David...he nailed it

RightHook•115 months

evil spirits everywhere.

papasmurf1269•115 months

Dr. should've done something about that five head

BigPerm30•115 months

He should ask for a refund.

BigPerm30•115 months

He should ask for a refund.

dbeck•115 months

Subtle brag

DoubleDown•115 months

Sheesh, just be you buddy. Also, maybe start running like David Beckham and you might get closer than any surgery would do?!

Flipadelphia•115 months

Nailed it!

CAD703X•115 months

dammit i missed this comment

PrimeTime Money•115 months

His plastic surgeon is pretty good because I wouldn't have known he had plastic surgery if I wasn't told. Some of these people who get plastic surgery look like a lizard afterwards. However, this guy looks nothing like David Beckham.

Cobb Dawg•115 months

I think we're being punked. I look more like Beckham than this dude without any surgery.

engvol•115 months

£26,000 of welfare benefits well spent

Black n Gold•115 months

FWIW, it is $26k USD.

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