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Woman Briefly Identifies As Man To Avoid Long Bathroom Line
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:22 pm
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While waiting in line for the bathroom at the airport, local woman Kendra Carson announced she suddenly identified as male, just so she could avoid waiting in the lengthy line for the women's restroom.
"I suddenly feel my identity is actually male," she said as she cut in front of all the other women waiting for the bathroom and ran for the men's restroom. "This is an important part of who I am, and if you disagree with me, then you are a bigot for denying my internal felt reality."
"Gotta go!"
Carson then ran into the men's restroom, took care of her business, and left. "You know, actually, I'm feeling female again," she said, a look of relief on her face. "I am now, once again, a woman. This is an important part of who I am, and if you disagree with me, then you are a bigot for denying this obvious biological reality."
Later that day, Carson went into her boss's office to ask for a raise, and briefly identified as male so as to get paid up to 25% more for her work.
While waiting in line for the bathroom at the airport, local woman Kendra Carson announced she suddenly identified as male, just so she could avoid waiting in the lengthy line for the women's restroom.
"I suddenly feel my identity is actually male," she said as she cut in front of all the other women waiting for the bathroom and ran for the men's restroom. "This is an important part of who I am, and if you disagree with me, then you are a bigot for denying my internal felt reality."
"Gotta go!"
Carson then ran into the men's restroom, took care of her business, and left. "You know, actually, I'm feeling female again," she said, a look of relief on her face. "I am now, once again, a woman. This is an important part of who I am, and if you disagree with me, then you are a bigot for denying this obvious biological reality."
Later that day, Carson went into her boss's office to ask for a raise, and briefly identified as male so as to get paid up to 25% more for her work.
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:24 pm to Crimson Wraith
3,2,4,1
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:24 pm to Crimson Wraith
Nice arse
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:25 pm to Crimson Wraith
boy that's a nice booty
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:25 pm to Crimson Wraith
The Bee must have never been to game-day in the South.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:29 pm to Crimson Wraith
Women have been doing that since at least the 80s. Seen it many times at football games and college fraternity parties.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:29 pm to Nguyener
quote:
Nice arse
If I saw her in the men's room I'd tap my foot.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:34 pm to Crimson Wraith
quote:Challenges remain
Woman Briefly Identifies As Man To Avoid Long Bathroom Line
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:39 pm to Crimson Wraith
If there is one thing that rings true, women’s bathroom lines at events are always long as shite. And some women give no shits about skipping those lines and going to the men’s bathroom instead.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:39 pm to Crimson Wraith
I use the female bathroom in public anytime the male is locked… like at a gas station, when someone is in the mens and the women’s is open, my favorite is when some dude is waiting for it and I just go hmmm and walk right into the girls. Don’t care gotta piss.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:23 pm to Crimson Wraith
I'll use single seat women's restrooms. They're always cleaner.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:24 pm to keks tadpole
quote:
The Bee must have never been to game-day in the South.
That's what I'm thinking
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:32 pm to Crimson Wraith
4, 2, 3, 1
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:32 pm to Crimson Wraith
“Stay golden..”
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:34 pm to Crimson Wraith
TIL why women go to the bathroom with another woman.
When a group of women are together at a restaurant and one needs to go she will get ripped by the others:
"Ooooh, did you see Jane's horrible shoes?"
So, Jane holds the piss need until another in the group can't hold it and excuses herself. Then Jane says 'I'll go with you.'
The remaining dare not rip two of them.
When a group of women are together at a restaurant and one needs to go she will get ripped by the others:
"Ooooh, did you see Jane's horrible shoes?"
So, Jane holds the piss need until another in the group can't hold it and excuses herself. Then Jane says 'I'll go with you.'
The remaining dare not rip two of them.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:51 pm to Crimson Wraith
:OT reference incoming:
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, son!
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, son!
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:55 pm to Crimson Wraith
That happens all the time. Probably because mens rooms typically "run" faster.
Funniest story I remember was about 25 years ago. Line was really long for the ladies but the mens was almost empty. This was at Gallettes on the strip. The mens room had a couple of toilets and a trough style urinal. Im using the urinal and a girl comes in, pulls her dress up (no panties) and proceeds to use the urinal next to me. I kinda laugh and she winks at me and says "How you doin".
I replied great, can I buy you a drink when your finished.
Ended up dating her for about 6 months.
Funniest story I remember was about 25 years ago. Line was really long for the ladies but the mens was almost empty. This was at Gallettes on the strip. The mens room had a couple of toilets and a trough style urinal. Im using the urinal and a girl comes in, pulls her dress up (no panties) and proceeds to use the urinal next to me. I kinda laugh and she winks at me and says "How you doin".
I replied great, can I buy you a drink when your finished.
Ended up dating her for about 6 months.
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