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re: What will Governor Ron Desantis do with 1,000,000 plus incapacitated iguanas? Cracklins?

Posted on 2/1/26 at 10:27 pm to
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
4514 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 10:27 pm to
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Chicken of the trees





This is how you frick up a once in a lifetime opportunity…


quote:

If you want to allow him to defrost, go ahead and move him to the sun, and he’ll go ahead and scramble right up the trees,” she said.

“But if you want to help the environment and remove him, you need to call FWC and find a drop-off site and they’ll be able to take care of him humanely for you.”
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
97856 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 10:28 pm to
Posted by RCDfan1950
United States
Member since Feb 2007
39621 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 10:33 pm to
You could make a skunk taste good with that recipe, Td. Ha ha. I’d eat it.
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
6486 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 10:54 pm to
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edible


Chicken of the Trees.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
24278 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 10:57 pm to
Make a big arse roux


Posted by AlwysATgr
Member since Apr 2008
20968 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 10:58 pm to
Box'em up and drop 'em off at Al Gore's front door - the fruits global warming.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5689 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 11:03 pm to
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Are iguanas edible like bull frogs?


Being from Louisiana there wasnt much that lives and breathes that wasn’t edible to us.
This post was edited on 2/2/26 at 9:19 am
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65683 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 11:04 pm to
Sounds like they're going to euthanize them, because they're an invasive species.
This post was edited on 2/1/26 at 11:05 pm
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59269 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 11:07 pm to
Round them up and send them to El Savador.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
29615 posts
Posted on 2/1/26 at 11:09 pm to
Unleash the pythons
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
4930 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 1:26 am to
I’d be worried about an alligator snatching the dog.
Posted by KCRoyalBlue
Member since Nov 2020
2236 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 1:31 am to
They're eating the iguanas.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
11541 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 1:34 am to
He learned to wear boots like that from the Navy Seals.
Posted by RollTide4547
Member since Dec 2024
4613 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 3:48 am to
Have a Barbeque.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
138713 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 4:29 am to
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Iguana Hominy Stew

Ingredients:
2 medium iguanas
*5 cups of hominy
10 cloves of garlic
1 onion, sliced
1 slice of cabbage, diced
1 bay leaf
Oregano, to taste
Cilantro, to taste
Salt and pepper, to taste
* Hominy is a food produced from dried maize (corn in the U.S.) kernels that have been treated with an alkali.

Directions:
1. Skin, wash and cut the iguana in pieces.
2. Wash, salt and **blanch in boiling water for 15 to 20 minutes in a large pot.
3. Simmer the hominy/corn, garlic, onion, a bay leaf, and salt together in a large pot.
4. After 10 minutes, add the iguana meat. Cook for another 15 to 20 minutes.
5. Serve with sliced cabbage, onion slices, cilantro, oregano, and pepper to taste.
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
7764 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 4:38 am to
Eat'em before they go bad. I hear it's great meat.
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
7764 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 4:43 am to
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folks swear by them eating good.

As a kid I had an older family member tell me once their top 2 favorite meats were armadillo and iguana.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14121 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 6:29 am to
Let's just deport all the iguanas with the illegals. Sort of like a parting gift.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71050 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 7:24 am to
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What will Governor Ron Desantis do with 1,000,000 plus incapacitated iguanas?


We will kill them. Kill them all



Next question


Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
22824 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 7:28 am to
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You could make a skunk taste good with that recipe, Td. Ha ha. I’d eat it.


It is funny you say that about the skunk. Me thinks, because it has an outstanding defensive skill set that obviously evolved for its own survival, the skunk must be very tasty!!
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