re: UVA's Final Solution to White Problem

Pls tell me they didn’t call it a Final Solution

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You actually believe I just made all that up?

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Yes

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I'm not required to provide you a link to anything.

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When asked about this possibility racist whites responded, “I actually prefer the trailers, feels like home.”

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It's funny because most whites are trailer trash. Good one, Psych Tiger. It's just that type of human trash, otherwise known as basically all white people, that more respectable and honorable people shouldn't have to put up with.

Just looking at their nasty white skin has upset many POC at UVA and ruined their days, making them feel as if they don't have a safe space.

That is why actions are now being taken to isolate whites and keep them from infecting the cultures of more advanced groups of people.

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Seriously, that’s like a white person utopia

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The chairperson of the UVA Persons of Color Organization seen here:



advocated for sedating the whites in some fashion to keep them calm and to prevent their interference with normal people.

At the recent meeting on The Final Solution to The White Problem, she recommended perhaps pumping a calming nerve gas of some type into their areas.

Not anything harmful but just maybe something to immobilize them during school hours so others wouldn't have to look at them and stuff.

The majority of the the members of the POC committee agreed with her but no consensus was reached as there were two or three people who had reservations about the idea.

Thank you Miss Rosa, you are the spark
You started our freedom movement
Thank you Sister Rosa Parks

As asinine as "safe spaces" are, there's no way this stuff you are quoting is real.

Is this a Babylon Bee article? I haven't seen it come across my Facebook feed.

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I didn’t. Just don’t line the idea of using final solution language even in satire

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It wasn't satire. A final solution to the problem of white people being present at UVA is being actively sought.

Many different proposals have been offered concerning ways to deal with their unnerving presence.

One of these proposals is to have the POC committee at UVA delve into the genealogical lineage of it's students.

If they are found to possess more than 78 percent of what are commonly understood to be "white" bloodlines, they will be restricted from all but a very few areas of the campus.

If any racists are found to object to the new policies, and can be tracked and identified expressing this viewpoint, they've been told they can withdraw from the institution.

For better and faster identification, they will be required to wear white roses on an easily viewable part of their wardrobe.

So i guess that means white men are less likely now to be a victim of an interracial crime and white women less likely to be a rape victim of an interracial crime as well. Sounds like this could work out rather well.