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Eternal Elephant
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Vestavia Hills |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | |
| Occupation: | Interface Designer |
| Number of Posts: | 309 |
| Registered on: | 2/12/2020 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: The Alabama football player known as “Trailer Park Jesus” is set to leave the program.
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/14/20 at 1:42 am
He will be missed!
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The Xi Jinping Virus is proceeding according to plan
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/14/20 at 12:25 am
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re: Current score. Corona vs flu
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/12/20 at 10:21 pm
[quote]Stop beating the flu drum.[/quote]
Okay.
[quote]This is a coronavirus, and a new one, at that. It’s absolutely silly to speculate on its end characteristics. We have to operate on what we definitely know about it: It’s extremely contagious; it’s deadly dangerous for a significant portio...
re: Current score. Corona vs flu
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/12/20 at 9:47 pm
[quote]China is not a reliable source of information. South Korea and Italy are much better barometers for assessing the effects of this novel coronavirus.[/quote]
Okay, so China is lying about their death totals. They also say that the virus is on a downturn in their nasty, unclean, country ful...
re: Current score. Corona vs flu
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/12/20 at 9:12 pm
[quote]
Yes.
Using your logic, italy is in this same situation every flu season. Do you think that is the case? It’s not.[/quote]
Not even 3,000 have died in the rancid, dark, dirty, filth-laden, putrid heart of the virus in the whole nation of China.
Just how bad is the coronavirus?...
re: Current score. Corona vs flu
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/12/20 at 7:32 pm
[quote]Yes. 200 people dying a day. War time triage in effect. That’s very different than “the flu”.[/quote]
Is it. Is it really different than the flu? 60,000 dead just in one tiny country called the United States during a 3 month period during the FLU season of 2017-2018.
Just because ever...
Alabama Claims Another National Championship
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/12/20 at 12:44 am
Roll Tide!
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re: Current score. Corona vs flu
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/11/20 at 10:25 pm
[quote]--Calm down. Sure it's infectious, what type of
influenza's not---and they don't always guess correctly on the strain of flu used in vaccines, so at best, your vaccine may help in keeping it from being worse.
--Higher mortality rate ? While at this time that might appear to be the case, man...
re: Current score. Corona vs flu
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/11/20 at 9:22 pm
[quote]COVID has a higher transmission and mortality rate than flu. That's why they don't compare.
I went to school with people who do this stuff for a living, and I work with people who do this stuff. I don't know which health officials some of you are talking to, but after being somewhat optimi...
re: Current score. Corona vs flu
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/11/20 at 9:02 pm
[quote]Stop with the flu comparisons you dumb bastard. It's not a reasonable comparison.[/quote]
Right. Thank you for saying that. The flu is a total motherfricker that has eradicated hundreds of millions of human beings over the course of history.
Corona beer and it's associated virus haven'...
re: Fun stats from last football season LSU
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/11/20 at 8:28 am
[quote]Had the most circle jerks on a sports message board since the invention of the Internet.
This thread just grew that record by one.[/quote]
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re: Rant media enemy Dan Wolken taking shots at SEC again
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/11/20 at 7:50 am
[quote]Not how I remember it. [/quote]
I remember it like this:
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re: Stumped on a Sports Trivia Question
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/11/20 at 6:23 am
[quote]I’m Ted and I approve this message[/quote]
Hi Ted, you are Ted! Nice to see you still victolyyying in threads. :lol:
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re: Vandy cancels classes..
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/10/20 at 10:54 pm
[quote]Yes, all of these measures being taken are an overreaction to absolutely nothing.
You should take a break from showing your ignorance and do some research...........instead of doubling down on your already established stupidity. [/quote]
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re: Vandy cancels classes..
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/10/20 at 9:42 pm
[quote]I promise you, the sight of you and your leaky moobs frightens people much, much more.[/quote]
You are being silly; try to be more mature....
re: Vandy cancels classes..
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/10/20 at 9:37 pm
[quote]WTF is it with you and this virus dick measuring contest? [/quote]
I think it is detrimental for people with theatrical and melodramatic personalities to frighten normal people.
You are on the verge of developing agoraphobia due to a new virus joining all the others that have been arou...
re: Rant media enemy Dan Wolken taking shots at SEC again
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/10/20 at 9:27 pm
[quote]Altie-where you been, bro?[/quote]
I'm Eternal Elephant, dude. Altie is a mythical allusion.
I've just been hanging out, doing shite, you know....
re: Wolken says cancel the entire Big Dance.
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/10/20 at 8:57 pm
[quote]This virus is over rated. This isn't first time for this back of lysol cans 2 yrs ago says it kills this corino virus. [/quote]
Some highly respected scientists in Mexico say that drinking total, huge shitload liquid tonnages of Corona beer cures the virus also.
They say it is just like...
re: Wolken says cancel the entire Big Dance.
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/10/20 at 8:53 pm
[quote]Come at me, dog. I’m prepped and ready to take out your soy cuck beta arse. I’ve been waiting for FluPocalypse. My fat stores will save me. [/quote]
Added bonus is that at the same time your fat stores save you from malnutrition, your fat stories will entertain all who are blessed enough to...
re: Rant media enemy Dan Wolken taking shots at SEC again
Posted by Eternal Elephant on 3/10/20 at 8:37 pm
CajunBama is a much more well known and respected poster here than you are.
No one really knows you or anything. I don't think anyone even knows what team you support. You are boring and bland....
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