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re: US border patrol chief resigns abruptly. Accused of paying hookers in Thailand & Colombia

Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98289 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:07 pm to
I dont see the issue

Dude should get an award
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
43944 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:18 pm to
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Accused of paying hookers in Thailand & Colombia

Who hasn't done that ... among those of us who have worked those places?

1 - Colombian hooers are some of the most beautiful and willing to please hooers on the planet. There was this one, in particular, named Claudia that .... nevermind. But I'll just say that was one helluva fantasy indulgent 44 days in my life.

2 - Thailand, god bless'em. A couple of my buddies couldn't wait to retire there once we were done. There are a ton of former contractors living there, ex-pats, both American and British ... for a reason. Those women all want to be made into honest hooers ... they earn their keep and they're incredibly loyal. They're way better that Filipino and South Korean hooers.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30266 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by TFH
Member since Apr 2016
4233 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:23 pm to
Not to my taste but I don’t see the problem here
Posted by bamadontcare
Member since Jun 2013
4000 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:28 pm to
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He just needs to claim he hired lady boys in Thailand, and he’ll be in a protected class


No.

He needs to claim he is a Tranny.

Smooth sailing then.
Posted by Swampcat
Member since Dec 2003
12713 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:37 pm to
How would they know that seriously.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182576 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:40 pm to
quote:


How would they know that seriously.



It said so in the OP


quote:

and bragging about it to colleagues.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
32184 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:44 pm to
So…we’re not supposed to support the local economy now?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80956 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:56 pm to
If only he did the blow too, he'd be an OT legend.
Posted by JCdawg
Member since Sep 2014
9551 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:58 pm to
Whats the problem with buying hookers in those two countries?
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24575 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:05 pm to
Id bet money yall havent banged a chick as hot as that ladyboy
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15077 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:07 pm to
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Getting a Colombian hooker has always been on my bucket list. Supposedly they are top notch


I’ve taken the tour my friend. Banged one from each South American country. Well not every country but I think I’m at 8 or so.

Colombian hookers are by far numero uno. I’d say Venezuelan hookers are number two.
This post was edited on 5/14/26 at 10:15 pm
Posted by themunch
bottom of the list
Member since Jan 2007
71987 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:18 pm to
What's the issue?
Posted by bamadontcare
Member since Jun 2013
4000 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

Colombian hookers are by far numero uno. I’d say Venezuelan hookers are number two.


Mark Cuban taking notes Gif.
Posted by JohnLasater
Member since Mar 2026
51 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:23 pm to
It makes sense to give the guy the hoof.

It seems the religious right, MAGA crowd has declared war on sex trafficking and are celebrating the success of the border closure. Good for them.

But to have the head of the organization- especially at his age - out banging third-world women for cash is simply a bad look and totally unacceptable.

And traveling 36 hours to pay for sex seems really desperate anyway.

Posted by Tigertittie
Member since Sep 2021
997 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 11:56 pm to
I probably have... but even if I didn't, all the ones I banged didn't have dicks so...

I win
Posted by Tigertittie
Member since Sep 2021
997 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 11:59 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/15/26 at 12:00 am
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25860 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:00 am to
Whats the point of even going to Colombia besides the hookers and blow?
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
2846 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:10 am to
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Pahrump, NV


Rip Art
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4975 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:13 am to
I can understand the ones in Columbia...but Thailand? Dat's asking for trouble.
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