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re: UPDATE: Your Nobel Prize Winning President May be Set to Announce Alien Life
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:42 pm to sparkinator
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:42 pm to sparkinator
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It’s also considered as one of the resting places for the Ark of the Covenant.
Since then we have learned it's actually in Mar a Lago.
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:51 pm to sparkinator
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Fully aware. It’s also considered as one of the resting places for the Ark of the Covenant. Also its Jewish roots and DNA as well.
Also, it's kinda beside the point anyways. When you read Enoch he goes into a breakdown on which specific angels taught mankind different things like metallurgy, astronomy, and meteorology. Even Christianity has this theme to it of the "gods" teaching mankind how to be civilized.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:51 pm to AlterEd
Utter bullshite. I've seen no men dressed in all black suits anywhere in New Orleans. If there are any space aliens, New Orleans is first place they would blend in.
ThinePreparedAni needs to chime in.
ThinePreparedAni needs to chime in.
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 7:54 pm
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:53 pm to AlterEd
Douglas Macgregor is your trusted source? lol. If it were someone credible like Art Bell or fricking Morgus the Magnificent that would be one thing but Doug MCgregor???? Ffs.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:00 pm to Jugbow
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It also would challenge religion quite a bit.
Not really …. There is an advancing thought that these aliens are not a life form but fallen angels.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:03 pm to Chrome
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New Orleans is first place they would blend in.
What if they've been right here all along?
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:05 pm to JEC119
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Not really …. There is an advancing thought that these aliens are not a life form but fallen angels.
Don't kid yourself. While yes, that is true, there are literally millions of people who would absolutely lose their shite at the news based on the religious implications. The fundamentalists would be screaming about how it's the literal end of the world.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:12 pm to AlterEd
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Don't kid yourself. While yes, that is true, there are literally millions of people who would absolutely lose their shite at the news based on the religious implications. The fundamentalists would be screaming about how it's the literal end of the world.
I’m not disagreeing… either way the population would lose their shite.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:16 pm to JEC119
Gotcha. Yeah, I think it will end up verifying the religions. And not just one of them, but a bunch of them.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:21 pm to deltaland
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This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:38 pm to AlterEd
BS
Believe anything don’t you?
Believe anything don’t you?
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:41 pm to AlterEd
Tell us when the tin foil melts enough for your brain to liquefy and leak out. Or did that already happen?
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:41 pm to bluedragon
Thanks for the stellar thread contribution.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:41 pm to AlterEd
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Again, the Ethiopians include it in their Bible and they embraced Christianity as their state religion all the way back in the 4th century. Also, since Jude opens quoting from it, Jude expected his audience to be familiar with Enoch.
I'm sorry you're wrong on this.
Wrong in this?
It’s not a Christian book. No matter how much you want it to be. No Christian scholar (other than the Ethiopian church) considers it to be inspired scripture. It doesnt matter when Ethiopia adopted Christianity. The book of Enoch has never been accepted scripture by any church council. Ever.
Read it if you want to. Quote it. Expound on it. But it isn’t inspired scripture and to state it as so just isn’t truthful.
I’m sorry you are wrong on this.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:42 pm to sparkinator
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The book of Enoch has never been accepted scripture by any church council. Ever.
Except for like, the oldest one in the world of course
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:46 pm to AlterEd
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Except for like, the oldest one in the world of course
Link?
Which church council was that?
And the Ethiopian Bible has 88 books. 22 more than the Protestant Bible. They have many books that aren’t accepted as canon. Just because Ethiopians accept it doesn't make it Christian. Google it.
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:46 pm to AlterEd
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I couldn't care less what they say about it other than they're admitting it's real.
Again, telling, not showing. And even then, nothing has actually been said.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:57 pm to sparkinator
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Link?
Which church council was that?
And the Ethiopian Bible has 88 books. 22 more than the Protestant Bible. They have many books that aren’t accepted as canon. Just because Ethiopians accept it doesn't make it Christian. Google it.
The Ethiopian church. They have established their canon based on actual early Christian practices. Not by the word of some emperor or pope who demanded a list.
Saying Enoch is not a Christian book is fricking retarded. It was kept with the dead sea scrolls and was quoted by Jude for fricks sake. The Ethiopians have had it in their Bible since before Rome even adopted Christianity!
You need to Google the shite. Read about why the Ethiopians have it in their bibles. It's because that was early Christian practice. Also, again, Jude expects you to be familiar with it.
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 1/18/26 at 9:11 pm to AlterEd
The Ethiopian church represents less than 2% of Christian’s world wide and they are the only ones that have the book of Enoch as canon.
The other 98.5 % of Christians don’t have it in their Bible.
It’s almost the same percent as Elizabeth Warren having Indian blood. It just ain’t there.
The other 98.5 % of Christians don’t have it in their Bible.
It’s almost the same percent as Elizabeth Warren having Indian blood. It just ain’t there.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 10:48 pm to sparkinator
Sorry you don't like it, but calling it anything other than a Christian book is fricking stupid.
This video is for people like Jake who are breathtakingly retarded. Listen to what Trump says here. He says he has been briefed on and told a lot about "people who come here from space."
This video is for people like Jake who are breathtakingly retarded. Listen to what Trump says here. He says he has been briefed on and told a lot about "people who come here from space."
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