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Trump wins golf tournament without playing in it
Posted on 1/24/23 at 6:48 am
Posted on 1/24/23 at 6:48 am
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Proving his own humble admission that he is “always the best at sports,” Donald J. Trump seized the gold medal at his own Florida club’s senior golf championship on Sunday.
Even more incredibly, the former president was able to claim victory despite completely skipping the tourney’s first day, having been in North Carolina for Lynette “Diamond” Hardaway’s memorial service.
Calling the win “a great honor” in a Truth Social post, Trump crowed, “Competed against many fine golfers, and was hitting the ball long and straight… You need strength and stamina to WIN, & I have strength & stamina - most others don’t. You also need strength & stamina to GOVERN!”
As the event’s other competitors teed off at Trump International Golf Club on Saturday, the club’s namesake was nearly 700 miles away in Fayetteville, North Carolina. Trump was recorded onstage at Fayetteville’s Crown Theater, eulogizing Diamond, the late pro-MAGA influencer who died suddenly at 51 a fortnight ago. “Through the tears and the grief, let us celebrate this incredible life,” he said.
The next morning, insiders told the Daily Mail, the former president rolled up to the green at West Palm Beach with a five-point lead over his closest competition. The outlet reported that Trump boasted of having played an excellent round earlier in the week, and that that game would count as his first day’s score.
Proving his own humble admission that he is “always the best at sports,” Donald J. Trump seized the gold medal at his own Florida club’s senior golf championship on Sunday.
Even more incredibly, the former president was able to claim victory despite completely skipping the tourney’s first day, having been in North Carolina for Lynette “Diamond” Hardaway’s memorial service.
Calling the win “a great honor” in a Truth Social post, Trump crowed, “Competed against many fine golfers, and was hitting the ball long and straight… You need strength and stamina to WIN, & I have strength & stamina - most others don’t. You also need strength & stamina to GOVERN!”
As the event’s other competitors teed off at Trump International Golf Club on Saturday, the club’s namesake was nearly 700 miles away in Fayetteville, North Carolina. Trump was recorded onstage at Fayetteville’s Crown Theater, eulogizing Diamond, the late pro-MAGA influencer who died suddenly at 51 a fortnight ago. “Through the tears and the grief, let us celebrate this incredible life,” he said.
The next morning, insiders told the Daily Mail, the former president rolled up to the green at West Palm Beach with a five-point lead over his closest competition. The outlet reported that Trump boasted of having played an excellent round earlier in the week, and that that game would count as his first day’s score.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 6:54 am to Eurocat
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Eurocat
Your entire post history reminds me of this image.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 6:55 am to Eurocat
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Trump wins golf tournament without playing in it
Immediately returns with Russian hookers to massive and luxurious space leased for no charge in Eurocats head.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 6:56 am to Eurocat
This is pretty sad even by the OP's standards
Posted on 1/24/23 at 7:00 am to Eurocat
your post makes me think about Mr. Mom.....
Mr Mom allows wife's boss win the race
you truly are a jackass.
Mr Mom allows wife's boss win the race
you truly are a jackass.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 7:01 am to Eurocat
Trump didn't grab pussies, he broke them.
You and your fellow Trump-Penis Envy patients on this board are proof.
You and your fellow Trump-Penis Envy patients on this board are proof.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 7:01 am to Eurocat
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Eurocat
Are you for real Clarke?
Just letting you know that this isn't "news" or "news worthy" and speaks volumes of your pettiness and low moral standard.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 7:02 am to Eurocat
you got him this time?
This post was edited on 1/24/23 at 7:06 am
Posted on 1/24/23 at 7:02 am to Robin Masters
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luxurious space leased for no charge in Eurocats head.
I don't know how it is luxurious with all those wild snakes everywhere loose in it.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 7:04 am to Eurocat
Eurocat is jealous that Trump is awesome enough to win a golf tournament he didn't show up to.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 7:04 am to Eurocat
Shouldn’t you be cheering for the criminal’s that beat the Fox News guy for taking up for an old man being set on fire?
After all...that is what you and ilk want for the rest of us.
After all...that is what you and ilk want for the rest of us.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 7:20 am to jimmy the leg
What's worse? Yahoo writing article or this arse rushing here to post?
Posted on 1/24/23 at 7:24 am to Eurocat
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Trump wins golf tournament without playing in it
I totally care more about this than I do the state of our economy, the border, "women with penises" changing next to my wife at her local gym, the crackdown on fossil fuels and the impact it'll have on our state, ESG scores, etc.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 7:30 am to Eurocat
You freaking got him this time
Posted on 1/24/23 at 8:00 am to Eurocat
Of all the shite going on in this country.
Of all the shite you were mad as hell about in 16-20 but mysteriously indifferent to now.
THIS is what you programmed drones decide to bring.
Im so glad im not pathetic like these idiots.
Of all the shite you were mad as hell about in 16-20 but mysteriously indifferent to now.
THIS is what you programmed drones decide to bring.
Im so glad im not pathetic like these idiots.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 8:12 am to Eurocat
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a five-point lead
Were they playing BB
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