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This is what the left wants to impose on YOU -- Californication

Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:48 am
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:48 am
California has issued completely f*cking insane rules for Thanksgiving. For years, the left has completely upended the idea that our founding fathers embedded into the Constitution that different communities throughout the country will have different standards. They believe that they can impose the demented and deranged standards of California and New York on the rest of the country by getting far left insane whackjob federal judges and Justices to severely pervert the Constitution.

THIS is what the nomination of Judge Amy Comey Barrett is all about.

Below are the INSANE F*CKING RULES that California is imposing. If you think I am kidding, it right on the website of the California Department of Public Health website.

If the Dims take complete control of the Federal government and pack the Supreme Court -- MAKE NO F*CKING MISTAKE ABOUT IT -- they will impose these sort of "Mandatory Rules" on YOU.


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Mandatory Requirements for All Gatherings

All persons planning to host or participate in a private gathering, as defined above, must comply with the following requirements. Local health jurisdictions may be more restrictive than this guidance. Refer to your local guidance for what is allowed in your area.


1. Attendance

Gatherings that include more than 3 households are prohibited. This includes everyone present, including hosts and guests. Remember, the smaller the number of people, the safer.

Keep the households that you interact with stable over time. By spending time with the same people, risk of transmission is reduced. Participating in multiple gatherings with different households or groups is strongly discouraged.

The host should collect names of all attendees and contact information in case contact tracing is needed later.

2. Gather Outdoors


Gatherings that occur outdoors are significantly safer than indoor gatherings. All gatherings must be held outside. Attendees may go inside to use restrooms as long as the restrooms are frequently sanitized. Gatherings may occur in outdoor spaces that are covered by umbrellas, canopies, awnings, roofs, and other shade structures provided that at least three sides of the space (or 75%) are open to the outdoors.

A gathering of no more than three households is permitted in a public park or other outdoor space, even if unrelated gatherings of other groups up to three households are also occurring in the same park or other outdoor space.

If multiple such gatherings are occurring, mixing between group gatherings is not allowed. Additionally, multiple gatherings of three households cannot be jointly organized or coordinated to occur in the same public park or other outdoor space at the same time – this would constitute a gathering exceeding the permitted size.

3. Don't Attend Gatherings If You Feel Sick or You Are in a High-Risk Group

Anyone with any COVID-19-like symptoms (fever, cough, shortness of breath, chills, night sweats, sore throat, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, tiredness, muscle or body aches, headaches, confusion, or loss of sense of taste/smell), must stay home and not come into contact with anyone outside their household.

Anyone who develops COVID-19 within 48 hours after attending a gathering should notify the other attendees as soon as possible regarding the potential exposure. People at higher risk of severe illness or death from COVID-19 (such as older adults and people with chronic medical conditions) are strongly urged not to attend any gatherings.

4. Practice Physical Distancing and Hand Hygiene at Gatherings

For any gatherings permitted under this guidance, the space must be large enough so that everyone at a gathering can maintain at least a 6-foot physical distance from others (not including their own household) at all times.

Seating must provide at least 6 feet of distance (in all directions—front-to-back and side-to-side) between different households.

Everyone at a gathering should frequently wash their hands with soap and water, or use hand sanitizer if soap and water are not available. A place to wash hands or hand sanitizer must be available for participants to use.

Shared items should not be used during a gathering. As much as possible, any food or beverages at outdoor gatherings must be in single-serve disposable containers. If providing single-serve containers is not possible, food and beverages must be served by a person who washes or sanitizes their hands frequently, and wears a face covering. Self-serve items from communal containers should not be used.

5. Wear a Face Covering to Keep COVID-19 from Spreading

When gathering, face coverings must be worn in accordance with the CDPH Guidance on the Use of Face Coverings (PDF), unless an exemption is applicable. People at gatherings may remove their face coverings briefly to eat or drink as long as they stay at least 6 feet away from everyone outside their own household, and put their face covering back on as soon as they are done with the activity.

Face coverings can also be removed to meet urgent medical needs (for example, to use an asthma inhaler, take medication, or if feeling light-headed).

6. Keep it short

Gatherings should be two hours or less. The longer the duration, the risk of transmission increases.

7. Rules for Singing, Chanting, and Shouting at Outdoor Gatherings

Singing, chanting, shouting, and physical exertion significantly increases the risk of COVID-19 transmission because these activities increase the release of respiratory droplets and fine aerosols into the air. Because of this, singing, chanting, and shouting are strongly discouraged, but if they occur, the following rules and recommendations apply: All people who are singing or chanting should wear a face covering at all times while singing or chanting, including anyone who is leading a song or chant. Because these activities pose a very high risk of COVID-19 transmission, face coverings are essential to reduce the spread of respiratory droplets and fine aerosols;

People who are singing, shouting, chanting, or exercising are strongly encouraged to maintain physical distancing beyond 6 feet to further reduce risk.

People who are singing or chanting are strongly encouraged to do so quietly (at or below the volume of a normal speaking voice).

Instrumental music is allowed as long as the musicians maintain at least 6-foot physical distancing. Musicians must be from one of the three households.

Playing of wind instruments (any instrument played by the mouth, such as a trumpet or clarinet) is strongly discouraged.
This post was edited on 10/22/20 at 8:50 am
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41066 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:52 am to
quote:

Playing of wind instruments (any instrument played by the mouth, such as a trumpet or clarinet) is strongly discouraged.


Does this include blowjobs? Wife wants to know......
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
73276 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:53 am to
Thanksgiving at my house outside with masks on if anyone wants to join the SDVs
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11266 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:53 am to
But I thought they just wanted to prevent hospitals from being overwhelmed in the beginning stages.

Talk about your power grabs.
Posted by BayBengal9
Bay St. Louis, MS
Member since Nov 2019
4171 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:53 am to
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12640 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:53 am to
Pretty shocked the state doesn’t demand you eat a Tofu turkey
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:54 am to
quote:

All persons planning to host or participate in a private gathering, as defined above, must comply


quote:

All gatherings must be held outside.


quote:

Seating must provide at least 6 feet of distance


quote:

When gathering, face coverings must be worn in accordance with the CDPH Guidance on the Use of Face Coverings


Or else what?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94846 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:55 am to
As I said in other threads, declare all holiday dinners to be protests where people loot plates of food.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94846 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:56 am to
Apparently blowjobs are only permissible if male-male.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:56 am to
quote:


1. Attendance

Gatherings that include more than 3 households are prohibited. This includes everyone present, including hosts and guests. Remember, the smaller the number of people, the safer.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:57 am to
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Or else what?

Death seems the only fitting punishment, does it not?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:58 am to
quote:

blowjobs
quote:

Wife

Does not compute
Posted by BamaAggiemom
Member since Aug 2019
385 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:59 am to
I still don't understand this. They say it's mandatory. I saw people shooting up in SF the last time I was there. The police were literally around the corner and did nothing.

They will probably enforce this one because they can target good people.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67662 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 9:03 am to
The Grinch has nothing on these guys.



Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 9:03 am to
quote:

2. Gather Outdoors

Gatherings that occur outdoors are significantly safer than indoor gatherings. All gatherings must be held outside. Attendees may go inside to use restrooms as long as the restrooms are frequently sanitized. Gatherings may occur in outdoor spaces that are covered by umbrellas, canopies, awnings, roofs, and other shade structures provided that at least three sides of the space (or 75%) are open to the outdoors.

A gathering of no more than three households is permitted in a public park or other outdoor space, even if unrelated gatherings of other groups up to three households are also occurring in the same park or other outdoor space.

If multiple such gatherings are occurring, mixing between group gatherings is not allowed. Additionally, multiple gatherings of three households cannot be jointly organized or coordinated to occur in the same public park or other outdoor space at the same time – this would constitute a gathering exceeding the permitted size.




Oh...and while looking for this image, I found out that the scene is actually racist, because Franklin is sitting by himself!

LINK

it is kind of funny now that you see it...
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3015 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 9:03 am to
quote:

Singing, chanting, shouting, and physical exertion significantly increases the risk of COVID-19 transmission because these activities increase the release of respiratory droplets and fine aerosols into the air.

quote:

People who are singing or chanting are strongly encouraged to do so quietly (at or below the volume of a normal speaking voice).

quote:

Singing, chanting, shouting, and physical exertion significantly increases the risk of COVID-19 transmission because these activities increase the release of respiratory droplets and fine aerosols into the air.



HEY GUYS, IF YOU'RE AN EXCESSIVE SWEATER, I WOULD HIGHLY DISCOURAGE YOU TO DO ANYTHING OUTSIDE. THE HEAT WILL INCREASE YOUR PERSPRIATION AND THE WINDS MAY PICK UP AND CARRY SAID PERSPIRATION TO A NEAR BY INDIVIDUAL WEARING A HAZMAT SUIT THAT MAY NOT BE STRONG ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND YOUR SWEATY SELF!

These people need to seek help immediately.

Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 9:04 am to
No apologies to Godwin, the Left are goin' full Nazi in 2020.....
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49530 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 9:08 am to
How the hell are they going to enforce that?
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13874 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 9:11 am to
This will only be enforced on white Christians.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 9:12 am to
quote:

How the hell are they going to enforce that?

They will no doubt depend on people turning other people in.

"Yes, I was just at a family Thanksgiving dinner. There were 8 families there, nobody wore a mask and there was no social distancing at the table. And... get this... they held it indoors. Umm... is there a reward for me turning them in?"
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