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The Striaght of America

Posted on 8/30/26 at 7:16 pm
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12926 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 7:16 pm
Sounds better than Hormuz.
Posted by CDawson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2017
20752 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 7:18 pm to
As does the Gulf of America

And

Lake America.
Posted by B747Tiger
Member since Jul 2026
1069 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 7:19 pm to
Gotta control it before you can name it.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159330 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

The Striaght of America
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
33653 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 7:32 pm to
Name it Porky Pigs of Hormuz

Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
37586 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 7:43 pm to
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Gotta control it before you can name it.

Well what do you expect when the man is fighting with one arm tied behind his back?? Trump’s trying not to offend them, to appease even a strange many amongst us here.
Posted by DeBoar
Member since Jan 2024
5324 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 7:47 pm to
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Gotta control it before you can name it.


You literally said earlier we have no ships there and then backed off of that statement in a different thread. We control the region.
Posted by B747Tiger
Member since Jul 2026
1069 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 7:48 pm to
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You literally said earlier we have no ships there and then backed off of that statement in a different thread. We control the region.


I most certainly did not
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26843 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 7:51 pm to
Google Maps has Lake America listed now.

Apple Maps, does not
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
26179 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 7:59 pm to
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Gotta control it before you can name it.


In your world, you really believe Americans are not controlled in America because every now and then an American acts foolish.

In the Strait of Hormuz, every now and then Iran acts foolish and exposes a target rich environment. But the Strait of America is the new name and muslims all over the world are celebrating the new name and laughing at Iran!!
Posted by B747Tiger
Member since Jul 2026
1069 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 8:02 pm to
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In your world, you really believe Americans are not controlled in America because every now and then an American acts foolish.


Well this is just gibberish

quote:

In the Strait of Hormuz, every now and then Iran acts foolish and exposes a target rich environment.


It’s not really a target rich environment anymore. Most of the ships are hiding hundreds of miles away and a few dozen shuttles are ferrying oil back and forth. It takes a lot more time and moves a lot more oil. If we truly controlled the strait oil would be flowing like normal. But we don’t, so it doesn’t.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25773 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 8:02 pm to
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Striaght


The... what?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159330 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

quote:

Striaght
The... what?
striaght

opposite of afg
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
11483 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 8:05 pm to
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Gotta control it before you can name it.

I wish you would put more effort into it, SFP. Or did you suffer from a stroke.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25773 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 8:06 pm to
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striaght opposite of afg




hat tip to you, sir!
Posted by B747Tiger
Member since Jul 2026
1069 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 8:07 pm to
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I wish you would put more effort into it, SFP. Or did you suffer from a stroke.


:sigh:

You’re such a pussy. Why can’t you stay on topic?
Posted by IvoryBillMatt
Member since Mar 2020
10884 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 8:14 pm to
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Well what do you expect when the man is fighting with one arm tied behind his back?? Trump’s trying not to offend them, to appease even a strange many amongst us here.


Y'all might be right, but I don't know where y'all are getting this. What is holding him back? He's not running for re-election. Congress hasn't put any restrictions on Trump.

I liked what I heard from Hegseth in the beginning about prosecuting the war quickly with maximum lethality for a quick victory. No Americans that Trump listens to were calling for the nonsensical ceasefire in April.

Posted by MightyJoeYoung
Member since Jul 2026
186 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 8:15 pm to
Exactly what everyone voted for. Name changes to bodies of water.

So much winning.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64839 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 8:17 pm to
Can you people spell “strait” correctly for god’s sake?

The words do not have the same etymology.

Do you think that straits are “straight”?
This post was edited on 8/30/26 at 8:19 pm
Posted by DeBoar
Member since Jan 2024
5324 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 8:18 pm to
Sorry your girl didn’t win
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