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Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:00 pm to djmed
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Every time someone connects COVID-19 to China, I die a little inside,
Covid came from china.
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Hey Charles C E Cooke, are you dead yet? No.
Covid came from china.
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How about now?
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:00 pm to djmed
The Chinese government's own propaganda agency couldn't write something so absurd.
Which is why they probably paid this guy.
ETA: Alright, got me. But there was only one paragraph that was satiric, and I couldn't even get that far into reading it, since it sounded like typical liberal rhetoric.
Which is why they probably paid this guy.
ETA: Alright, got me. But there was only one paragraph that was satiric, and I couldn't even get that far into reading it, since it sounded like typical liberal rhetoric.
This post was edited on 6/2/21 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:00 pm to djmed
WTF are these people talking about
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:01 pm to djmed
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This post was edited on 6/3/21 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:02 pm to Pettifogger
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guys c'mon now
surely this tipped you off
It's not like he made it obvious, or for that matter even tipped his hand. Were it not for the fact that it was in National Review there is nothing about this that could not be featured in any blog across the internet today as a serious piece.
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:06 pm to djmed
That is a Cooke article, so I'm going to assume satire. But holy shite, can it get confusing at times. 
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:07 pm to djmed
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there can only be one reason why people who believe that COVID-19 originated in a lab in China keep saying aloud that they believe that COVID-19 originated in a lab in China, and that is to drive anti-Asian hatred on the streets of large cities in the United States
It doesn't even appear as though african americans even need a reason other than what they have been operating on the last few decades.
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:08 pm to djmed
It's not very funny, but surely this tipped you off that it was satire:
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. I remember all too well how the bullies in my kindergarten class used to taunt the AAPI kids. “Hey you,” they would say, “I’ll bet you work on gain-of-function research in an institute of virology and are reckless with your gloves!”
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:08 pm to djmed
It gives them a reason to divert attention away from Wuhan by saying we are anti Asian b/c we believe it started in a lab in China. They could care less about anti asian sentiment. They only care about controlling the narrative and that is that the virus didn't start in a Chinese lab. It is totally ridiculous to think we hate all Asians because the virus was started by some really evil people (Soros, Fauci etc) in a lab in China.
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:08 pm to djmed
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and that is to drive anti-Asian hatred on the streets of large cities in the United States
I dont blame any Asian American at all for what started in wuhan. Blacks apparently do and are willing to let their fists do the talking.
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:10 pm to djmed
This was beautiful. I cried a little at the end.
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:12 pm to djmed
Even as I read it, I would have sworn it was from The Bee. Then I realized it wasn't, and that gave me the sads.
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:15 pm to djmed
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Only once that has been established beyond rejoinder will we be able to start the hard work of defeating prejudice and acknowledging who was really to blame for this devastating pandemic all along: America
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:17 pm to djmed
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Occam’s Razor dictates that there can only be one reason why people who believe that COVID-19 originated in a lab in China keep saying aloud that they believe that COVID-19 originated in a lab in China, and that is to drive anti-Asian hatred on the streets of large cities in the United States.
bullshite. Occam's Razor would point directly to the level 4 bio-lab, which is a mere mile away from the wet-market, to be the logical source of the outbreak.
This person does not understand the philosophy and is misusing it for their own idiotic narrative.
This post was edited on 6/2/21 at 2:18 pm
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:17 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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It's satire you dumbasses.
It has to be right? But, the fact we can't be sure shows where we're at with the media right now.
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:17 pm to GoT1de
That his delivery is practically indistinguishable from Democrat Marxist rhetoric is his own fault.
Attempted satire on NR is earnest diatribe on Slate.
Attempted satire on NR is earnest diatribe on Slate.
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:37 pm to djmed
National Review? Wow. So long, NR. We hardly knew ya (obviously). That is comically absurd. Holy shite, the National Review is under enemy occupation.
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Occam’s Razor dictates that there can only be one reason why people who believe that COVID-19 originated in a lab in China keep saying aloud that they believe that COVID-19 originated in a lab in China, and that is to drive anti-Asian hatred on the streets of large cities in the United States.
That is comically absurd. Holy shite, the National Review is under enemy occupation. 
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:44 pm to djmed
quote:Riiiiight.
It’s imperative that we bring this debate back to the very not-racist theory that exotic eating habits are to blame.
Because there is nothing racist about posting pictures of Asians eating a wet bat in Palau while insinuating (1) the Asians must be Chinese..... and (2) that eating habits are the same, or even remotely similar in Wuhan >2000mi away.
Posted on 6/2/21 at 2:45 pm to djmed
IT'S SATIRE
It's not veiled at all, people.
It's not veiled at all, people.
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we bring this debate back to the very not-racist theory that exotic eating habits are to blame.
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why people who believe that COVID-19 originated in a lab in China keep saying aloud that they believe that COVID-19 originated in a lab in China
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used to taunt the AAPI kids. “Hey you,” they would say, “I’ll bet you work on gain-of-function research in an institute of virology and are reckless with your gloves!” It’s been two decades now, but I can still see the agonizing tears this ignorant barb provoked in its targets.
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exact opposite of what we need after this horrible year — the worst since Spanish flu
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First came COVID-19, and then came its mutations: the Indian variant, the South Africa variant, the Brazil variant, and the U.K. variant
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that COVID-19 was not unleashed by something as intrinsically Sinocentric as a scientific accident involving poor protective-clothing management, but as the result of a more culturally neutral tradition such as the human consumption of wet-market bats
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