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Suggestions on melting the ice on my windshield

Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:01 pm
Posted by EthanL
Auburn,AL
Member since Oct 2011
6963 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:01 pm
Seriously. Woke up for work and forgot to warm the car up. I had ice in the windshield.

Any suggestions for a good, effective melt...just in case this happens again?
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 5:02 pm
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69306 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:02 pm to
Call pbhog or austintigerdad
Posted by LSUTIGER in TEXAS
Member since Jan 2008
13610 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94540 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:04 pm to
Climate change will take care of that.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16181 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:05 pm to
Sit in your car and think hard about 11/08/2016.

Should do the trick.
Posted by Vdrine
Big Bad Baz
Member since Jun 2014
888 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:05 pm to
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:06 pm to
Park your car in the direction of a Trump bumper sticker and apparently it will stay melted.
Posted by BuckeyesAndBulldogs
Athens, Georgia
Member since Nov 2011
3235 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:07 pm to
Get a garage you poor motherfricker
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17181 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:14 pm to
Liberal Tears man! That much salt will necessitate a car wash to save your paint though.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38286 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:15 pm to
Pee your name into it.
Posted by austintigerdad
Llano County, TX
Member since Nov 2010
1884 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

Call pbhog or austintigerdad
We poor Libtards all scrape away windshield ice with our secured payment cards.



/sarcasm
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40139 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

Suggestions on melting the ice on my windshield


Vote republican.

























Liberals say that voting republican is what is causing the polar ice caps to melt. So it should also apply to melting the ice on your windshield.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53012 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:29 pm to
You liberals are always melting

Turn on your Prius' defrost
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
123945 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

Suggestions on melting the ice on my windshield
Open up a Toddy thread on your notebook. Then lay it against your windshield
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41199 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

Any suggestions for a good, effective melt...just in case this happens again?


take a piss
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:37 pm to
Just drag your labia across the windshield left to right.
Posted by EthanL
Auburn,AL
Member since Oct 2011
6963 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:54 pm to
Yikes
Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

re: Suggestions on melting the ice on my windshield


Make sure you lock your wipers off the windshield when you're done driving for day or will not be using the car for several hours. Makes things a lot easier. Other than that, washer fluid or scrape it. If you want to use the washer fluid to speed things up, you have to have the blades locked up first.
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 5:59 pm
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89967 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:58 pm to
Boiling hot water, works every time. Seriously
Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

Boiling hot water, works every time. Seriously


Ummmm....yeah...no.
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