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re: So what is the first thing you would do if nukes hit an American city

Posted on 2/27/22 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by Kirby59
Rocket City
Member since Nov 2016
852 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by ChasseurNC
Member since Feb 2022
625 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 9:06 pm to
This. Maybe even double mask!
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9806 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 9:49 pm to
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Watch the news where JBE says the best way to protect yourself against nukes is to get a Covid Vaccine. This political statement was sponsored by Pfizer.


And wear a mask when you’re in a fall out shelter.

Speaking of which…if you are in SELA you are pretty much fricked. There are not many basement levels to evacuate to.

If they are, the locations need electricity or fuel to pump the water table out.
Posted by TexanTiger68
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2021
4339 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 9:51 pm to
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Pour a whisky and prepare for the end



Pretty much this. Bug out means zilch if the nukes come.
Posted by Suck Out West
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Dec 2006
5932 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 9:59 pm to
Empty the bank account, load up the RV and drive north to southwestern South Dakota.

quote:

God forbid but Putin doesn’t seem well - you never know


Someone needs to shoot that son of a bitch.
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
2738 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 9:59 pm to
Find my capsized boat and recover my guns and ammo…
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
6093 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:03 pm to
Kill myself rather than waiting to be incinerated or starving to death in the dark.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
42758 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:05 pm to
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So what is the first thing you would do if nukes hit an American city


Step1: Cuss alot

Step2: Pack a bag

Step3: Drop my dogs off at my mother’s house.

Step4: Contact Samaritan’s Purse, the Red Cross and volunteer my medical services.

Step5: After I am finished helping care for the American victims, I will join the military if we haven’t turned Russia into glass or been completely turned into glass by Russia.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
34966 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:05 pm to
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first thing you would do if nukes hit an American city


Personally, I would question very seriously where it came from.

Very seriously.
This post was edited on 2/27/22 at 10:06 pm
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
17094 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:07 pm to
1st thing I would is stop payment on my mortgage check
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10116 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:08 pm to
Go get vaccinated and put a mask on.
Posted by UnclePat76
McHenry County Illinois
Member since Sep 2004
3310 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:10 pm to
Hoping not to die of starvation or radiation poisoning. Best scenario would be making it alive to Argentina or Chile.
Posted by TigerbaitTigerbait
Member since Aug 2016
524 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:13 pm to
Basically prepare for a cat 5 hurricane but add guns and ammo .
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
36220 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:14 pm to
Duck tape doors and windows
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11472 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:16 pm to
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Assuming it’s not your city - what is the game plan for you and your family? God forbid but Putin doesn’t seem well - you never know



Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11472 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:17 pm to
Honestly, it depends on which city
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
156564 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:18 pm to
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Take over the Publix down the street and become a warlord.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
156564 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:23 pm to
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Eat a bunch of shrimp... iodine
shite I forget why iodine is important after nuked.

how many people would go on social media and say he ya'll were you nuked what did you just have for lunch? and get a facebook message saying

YOU CANNOT POST THIS CONTENT IT IS AGAINST THE RULES

So you add a Biden is great to it and it will post.
Posted by Gordy
Fayetteville
Member since Dec 2015
1933 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:28 pm to
Thank Jesus I believe.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
13197 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:33 pm to
Go off keto and cook and eat a whole pack of frozen biscuits with butter.

Then go get a plate of beignet fingers with hot chocolate from Coffee Call.

Then bend over and kiss my arse goodbye
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