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Senate Asks Pelosi If She Can Send Over Copy Of Impeachment Articles Without Wine Stains
Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:46 pm
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Mitch McConnell was happy to receive the impeachment articles today so that the Senate could get on with acquitting the president and we can all move on to something much more productive, like making Siri say funny things.
But McConnell was forced to ask the House to send over another copy of the articles after the one they received was covered with dark purple wine stains.
"Hey, Mrs. Speaker, sorry to bug you," McConnell said, "but it looks like you've got some purple substance all over these articles of impeachment."
"Don't mess with me!" Pelosi snapped back. "I'm a Catholic. Wait -- do Catholics drink wine?" When an aide informed her they do, she realized the jig was up and sheepishly agreed to transmit fresh articles of impeachment.
An embarrassed Pelosi came over to pick up the old ones and deliver a fresh copy. She smelled the stains and confirmed they were a "delicious 1982 vintage -- very good year." A concerned aide tugged the paper out of her hand as she began to nibble at the corner.
Unfortunately, the new copy was covered in bourbon.
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Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:47 pm to GumboPot
Babylon bee at it again? 
Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:48 pm to GumboPot
Should've said it was communion wine spilled while holding a special mass for Trump
Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:49 pm to Spaceman Spiff
It's not just the poli board that thinks Pelosi is a drunkard.
Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:49 pm to GumboPot
The bee is awesome
Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:50 pm to GumboPot
Snopes is having a fit over Babylon bee
Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:51 pm to GumboPot
Completely believable 
Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:56 pm to GumboPot
Your picture-to-linked article game is skrong 
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:03 pm to GumboPot
Fake News
Literally
Literally
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:29 pm to GumboPot
quote:
Unfortunately, the new copy was covered in bourbon.
punchline got me
Posted on 1/16/20 at 4:38 pm to GumboPot
I bet you thought that childish idiocy was funny when you posted it lol
Posted on 1/16/20 at 5:25 pm to Jmentum7
Posted on 1/16/20 at 5:30 pm to GumboPot
If true, document would have hamburger grease on it from Nadler and random men’s semen from Schiff...
So I know this is fake
So I know this is fake
Posted on 1/16/20 at 6:10 pm to Jmentum7
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I bet you thought that childish idiocy was funny when you posted it lol
Cry you humorless bitch
white knighting for Nancy fricking Pelosi
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