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re: Seeing more internet media report on the Obama-Jennifer Aniston romance

Posted on 1/17/25 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
48737 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 1:43 pm to
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Plot twist:

Jennifer Aniston is packing.




Explains why her and Brad never had any kids.
Posted by Doctor B
Member since Jul 2024
1609 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 1:46 pm to
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I thought Hussein was in to guys


In fairness to Barack, M. Obama is also in play here as the possible love interest.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89039 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 1:49 pm to
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I thought Hussein was in to guys

Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35676 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 1:52 pm to
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
9915 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

Seeing more internet media report on the Obama-Jennifer Aniston romanceby DeepShot


So no one told us life was gonna be this way.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65404 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 1:53 pm to
bullshite. This is all an attempt by Obama to get back in good graces with black men, who all think he's gay.

This is just high-level kung fu bearding. Not today, Satan.
Posted by The Scofflaw
Metairie, LA
Member since Sep 2014
1940 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 1:56 pm to
Obama and Michelle are the black power couple that they parade in front of other blacks. The powers that be are not gonna let him leave her for a white woman.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 1:59 pm to
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Explains why her and Brad never had any kids.


It's also explains why when you look at her you are like, yeah she's fine but I'm just not feeling it.
Posted by johnboyjax
Jacksonville
Member since Sep 2009
706 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 2:02 pm to
She has now dropped from my top 3 off the charts.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 2:03 pm to
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Obama-Jennifer Aniston romance


Is that why she seems to have TDS lately??

She getting double penetrated by barack and mike?
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89039 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 2:04 pm to
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It's also explains why when you look at her you are like, yeah she's fine but I'm just not feeling it.


She always gave off a vibe of being high maintenance, emotionally speaking.
Posted by prouddawg
Member since Sep 2024
9166 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 2:05 pm to
Agree … there’s confirmation coming out that Michelle is Mike and this is for appearances.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
35609 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 2:06 pm to
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She has now dropped from my top 3 off the charts.


She was already dropping. The age and years of chain-smoking are finally starting to take their toll. That's nothing to be ashamed of. She had a really good run. Longer than most. But father time eventually comes for us all (except maybe Elizabeth Hurley)
Posted by SpaceCamp
Member since Nov 2020
550 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 2:07 pm to
Well, she was known as the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 2:08 pm to
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Agree … there’s confirmation coming out that Michelle is Mike and this is for appearances.


Oh bullshite.
Posted by SoWhat
Member since May 2013
711 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 2:10 pm to
He got that ambition, baby, look at his eyes
This week he moppin' floors, next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side (when I'm in need), I know there's dudes ballin', and yeah, that's nice
And they gon' keep callin' and tryin', but you stay right, girl
And when he get on, he'll leave yo' arse for a white girl
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20881 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 2:22 pm to
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I'm for it, the melt from black women would be epic



Obama leaving the Liberal Icon for a white woman would be an epic event.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 2:33 pm to
Imagine an Obama / Clooney vacation where Baraks woman is hotter than George's
Posted by RoyalBaby
South Central
Member since Jul 2013
2311 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 2:43 pm to
The only truth in that entire article was this slip up by Big Mike:

quote:

Discussing their Christmas plans in Hawaii, she revealed: ‘We’re going to head to the island for a little sun and to try to unwind. That’s why you gotta pick your husband right. He got a lot cuter when I found out he was from Hawaii.’


Like the rest of us, she found out he was "from" Hawaii on April 27, 2011 when his fake birth certificate was released.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104023 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 2:45 pm to
I’m far more likely to believe Michael Obama and Jennifer Aniston.
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