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re: Schumer's excuse, "I'm from Brooklyn"

Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
117476 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:02 pm to
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Son of Sam was from Brooklyn. He's still in Attica.


Time to make the correction. Son of Sam is a dog. He's dead. David Berkowitz is in Attica. His dog told him to commit murders. At least he didn't blame it on the devil.
My dogs have often told me evil things like: 'Dad, why don't you steal Mom's hamburger and give it to me.' I try to resist.
Posted by bstew3006
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Member since Dec 2007
13048 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:04 pm to
I'm from Brooklyn"

Is this like saying, “I’m from the ghetto, so I can say Ni$$&r”?
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
57816 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

My excuse could be "Baton frickin Rouge"?



Only if you were wearing the shirt. $20
Posted by UFMatt
Proud again to be an American
Member since Oct 2010
13031 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:05 pm to
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Schumer's excuse, "I'm an idiot"


FIFY
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
8241 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:06 pm to
Yeah..people keep saying he apologized or was sorry....I don't see him being very apologetic at all. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing and will never apologize for his actions. His elitism prohibits that.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103804 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:09 pm to
Being from Brooklyn makes you a retarded a-hole?
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52841 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:11 pm to
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Being from Brooklyn makes you a retarded a-hole?



Gives you a better than 60% chance
Posted by makinskrilla
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jun 2009
9753 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:13 pm to
Well tell Shmucky Schumer that Donnie 9 inches is from Queens.
Posted by Walkthedawg
Dawg Pound
Member since Oct 2012
11466 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:14 pm to
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

Schumer's excuse, "I'm from Brooklyn"


Did he forget Trump is from Queens when he said this?
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:21 pm to
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His dog told him to commit murders
His Neighbors dog.

Moral of the story: Never trust anyone else's dog, only do as your own dog tells you!
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
23874 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:23 pm to
Amen brother!
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
13224 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:26 pm to
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"I'm from Brooklyn"


The Bronx says you're crap.
This post was edited on 3/5/20 at 2:30 pm
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:27 pm to
You would have a better case.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103804 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:27 pm to
And Joisey says you’re a frickin’ jagoff.
Posted by OnTheLevel State Fan
Member since Jul 2017
871 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:34 pm to
Yep,I am so sick of hearing about the brash and tough new yorker
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
49643 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:36 pm to
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And Joisey says you’re a frickin’ jagoff.


I'm from North Shreveport, and we all talk like Al Capone wannabe's. So if I ever threaten to kill any of "yooze guys," now you know I'm just a product of my culcha.
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:37 pm to
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Time to make the correction. Son of Sam is a dog.


quote:

David Richard Berkowitz (born Richard David Falco, June 1, 1953), also known as the Son of Sam


Got a link to your "correction"?

Link to Wiki page on Son of Sam (containing my above quote)
LINK


And here's a link to a Google Images search of 'Son of Sam' - see any pics of a doggie?
LINK
This post was edited on 3/5/20 at 2:48 pm
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52841 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:40 pm to
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Time to make the correction. Son of Sam is a dog.



quote:

Got a link to your "correction"?


Yeah. I did not want to get into this. But, Berkowitz referred to himself as "Son of Sam" in his letters.

The neighbor was named Sam and the neighbor's dog was named Harvey.

"Son of Sam" difintely refers to David himself.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
40973 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:42 pm to
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I’m from Brooklyn. We speak in strong language,


Is this the same as locker room talk? Asking for every guy.
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