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re: Satanic Temple puts up display at Michigan Capital

Posted on 12/24/14 at 1:28 am to
Posted by JazzyJeff
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 1:28 am to
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bullshite...not one Church in any sermon starts it off with....'now this is allegory, so just take it for whats its worth'
Look...I understand you NEED these stories to be thought of as real life historical events but they are not nor have they ever been seen that way. Sorry. That's one straw man you need to put away.
Posted by CollegeFBRules
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 1:36 am to
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but they are not nor have they ever been seen that way




Now you've just thrown out honesty completely.
Posted by Revelator
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 4:21 am to
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The stories are myths written with a theological intent. They have never been seen as historical events except by a very small minority of Christian, mainly American evangelicals. And if you believe these stories were meant to be taken as actual historical events, then you're just as guilty of fundamentalism as those you so gleefully mock.




I hear this theory thrown around lots but if this is true, you'd have to explain why Jesus and the disciples spoke of these things you call myth as factual stories. And these same mythical characters have real genealogies that trace them back to Adam.
And if you want to say that Jesus didn't know they were myth, you'd have to explain how God incarnate in man didn't know that these stories and people were fake. It doesn't hold water.
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 4:41 am to
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So science has proven that man is not created in the image of God? Really?


Yep, its called the Theory of Evolution and its fact, testable, observable, fact.


The most disappointing thing about these threads is the predictable attempt to bastardize science to an illogical end-goal. One side attempts to using science to prove faith and belief claims. The other side attempts using science to verify the unverifiable.

Regarding the post above, if one is stupid enough to try employing Theory of Evolution as counter to a "Created in the Image of God" faith-based belief, an obvious rhetorical follows: "where did you happen across the "Image" you're using for the comparison, Cruiserhog.

It's just amazing that these threads are littered with such logically fallacious bullshite.

This argument boils down to two juxtaposed BELIEF-sets. That's it people. That is all it is. Two sets of oppositional beliefs. There is no proof one way or the other. None. Perhaps there will be some day. Not today though. Yet each side continues attempts to prove its beliefs are verifiable fact, while the other is not.

Posted by demtigers73
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 4:44 am to
Shout, shout, shout, shout at the devil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 4:53 am to
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but they are not nor have they ever been seen that way




Now you've just thrown out honesty completely.
I've heard Genesis addressed in a variety of religious settings. I've never heard someone addressing Genesis literally. Never. Obviously some folks out there ignore the allegorical, and instead interpret every word literally. I've simply never encountered that.
Posted by AUsome Possum
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 4:58 am to
What a psycho. To believe in Satan, you are acknowledging that you know the undeniable end to the story. The source of the story and satan himself is God. This lunatic is basically saying: "I believe everything a christian does. Except it is my duty to burn in hell even though I can control it."
Posted by Revelator
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 5:11 am to
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I've heard Genesis addressed in a variety of religious settings. I've never heard someone addressing Genesis literally. Never. Obviously some folks out there ignore the allegorical, and instead interpret every word literally. I've simply never encountered that.



Well you have if you've read the New Testament. This is just one of many examples of Jesus talking about literal people in the Old Testament;

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Just as it was in the days of Noah, so also will it be in the days of the Son of Man. People were eating, drinking, marrying and being given in marriage up to the day Noah entered the Ark. Then the Flood came and destroyed them all’ (Luke 17:26–27).






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Matthew 12:40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth. 41 The men of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas [is] here.

This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 5:15 am
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 5:13 am to
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To believe in Satan
Except she doesn't "believe in Satan". She's simply an atheist with no positive message of her own.

So she's determined to tear down those of others. That's all this is about.

She should be given every opportunity to install a positive representation of her beliefs. If she has none, she should have been instructed to find someone who does. Either that, or abort her plans for a display.

The Judge or Official who authorized the action should be removed.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 5:13 am to
If you grew up Southern Baptist as I did, it went without saying that everything in the Bible was taken literally.
Posted by CollegeFBRules
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 5:13 am to
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I've heard Genesis addressed in a variety of religious settings. I've never heard someone addressing Genesis literally.


I've come across a few who have, including more than one religion teacher when I was in high school. Not saying they are representative of the majority, but many Christians in he general population take it as doctrine and don't understand he allegorical nature of the tales.
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 5:16 am to
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Well you have if you've read the New Testament. This is just one of many examples of Jesus talking about literal people in the Old Testament;
I was addressing the story of Creation.

But I am curious; what does Jesus say about Jonah and the whale?
Posted by Revelator
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 5:16 am to
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I've come across a few who have, including more than one religion teacher when I was in high school. Not saying they are representative of the majority, but many Christians in he general population take it as doctrine and don't understand he allegorical nature of the tales.



Apparently Jesus didn't understand allegory either? See above post.
Posted by CollegeFBRules
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 5:18 am to
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I hear this theory thrown around lots but if this is true, you'd have to explain why Jesus and the disciples spoke of these things you call myth as factual stories. And these same mythical characters have real genealogies that trace them back to Adam. And if you want to say that Jesus didn't know they were myth, you'd have to explain how God incarnate in man didn't know that these stories and people were fake. It doesn't hold water.


Agreed.

Aside from the way this thread has gone, how are you, my friend? Here's to wishing you and your family an amazing Christmas.
Posted by Revelator
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 5:23 am to
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Aside from the way this thread has gone, how are you, my friend? Here's to wishing you and your family an amazing Christmas.



Doing really good College. Merry Christmas to you and yours as well!
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 5:23 am
Posted by Vegas Bengal
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:15 am to
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I hear this theory thrown around lots but if this is true, you'd have to explain why Jesus and the disciples spoke of these things you call myth as factual stories. And these same mythical characters have real genealogies that trace them back to Adam. And if you want to say that Jesus didn't know they were myth, you'd have to explain how God incarnate in man didn't know that these stories and people were fake. It doesn't hold water.


You actually believe Jesus descended from Adam? Seriously?

Hate to break it to you but both Luke and Matthew have the geneeology of Jesus.... And they differ. Looks like the Holy Ghost made some errors when inspiring man to write the good book.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:35 am to
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Hate to break it to you but both Luke and Matthew have the geneeology of Jesus.... And they differ. Looks like the Holy Ghost made some errors when inspiring man to write the good book.


Did you descend from a single androgynous line?
Posted by mmcgrath
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:40 am to
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I've heard Genesis addressed in a variety of religious settings. I've never heard someone addressing Genesis literally. Never. Obviously some folks out there ignore the allegorical, and instead interpret every word literally. I've simply never encountered that.
What books in the Old Testament should be taken as literal? Are there any? If not, then what are the 3 major religions involving God based on?

Also, where did the being gay being an abomination / sin come from. Are the 10 commandments allegory too?
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 7:42 am
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:54 am to
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What books in the Old Testament should be taken as literal? Are there any?
Yes.
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Are the 10 commandments allegory too?
No.
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Also, where did the being gay being an abomination / sin come from

The Quran?
Posted by Vegas Bengal
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:59 am to
Clearly you haven't read the Bible.
I'll let this cat splain it to you:


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There are, however, big problems with these genealogies raising a number of legitimate questions. As pointed out by Arnheim4c, there is a huge difference between the two genealogies, especially in the number of generations separating Jesus from King David. Matthew specifically tells us that there were twenty-eight generations, fourteen from David to the Babylonian Exile and another fourteen from the Exile to the birth of Jesus. The writer of Luke gives no figures, but a count of the number of names he mentions as Jesus' ancestors yields a total of no fewer than forty-one generations for the same period represented by Matthew's twenty-eight. For the thousand-odd-year period Luke's forty-one generations average out at just over twenty-four years apiece. Matthew's fourteen generations from David to the Exile average out to about twenty-eight and a half years each, but his last fourteen generations have a mean span of a whopping forty-one and a half years thereby rendering it totally unacceptable. When the genealogies are compared, one can easily see that the lists are almost identical up to David.

However, from David onward there is little similarity. For example, the writer of Matthew tells us (1:16) that Jacob is Joseph’s father where as in Luke 3:23 we are told that Heli is Joseph’s father. The major reason for the contradictory names given after David is that the account in Luke traces the genealogy through David's son, Nathan, while the one in Matthew traces it through Solomon. This would easily account for the wide divergence in names following David but raises a couple of crucial questions: (1) How could two sons of David father two completely different genealogies which merge together with the last two individuals, Joseph and Jesus? And (2) how could Jesus, or for that matter anyone else, have two contradictory genealogies4d?
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