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President Bezos?

Posted on 10/5/26 at 11:14 am
Posted by hoopde
Member since Sep 2026
150 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 11:14 am
Never considered Bezos as President, doesn't seem possible.

Then again, "doesn't seem possible" didn't prevent others from winning the election.





Lauren Sánchez Pushing Jeff Bezos To Run For President — ‘She Can See Herself As First Lady’

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Lauren Sánchez Bezos married one of the richest men on Earth and blasted into space. Now, sources tell Naughty But Nice she has her sights on an even bigger destination: the White House.

After the couple attended President Donald Trump’s state dinner for Chinese President Xi Jinping last week, insiders say Lauren has become increasingly fascinated by Washington — and has encouraged Jeff to consider whether his next chapter could include politics.

“Lauren loves the idea of President Bezos,” a source tells Naughty But Nice. “She talks about legacy, influence and what Jeff could do that money alone cannot buy. And yes, she can absolutely see herself as First Lady.”

Bezos has become increasingly visible around political power players, while Lauren has helped turn the famously private billionaire into a much more public figure.

“Lauren looks at Jeff and sees someone who conquered business, built a space company and became one of the most powerful men alive,” an insider says. “Her question is always: What’s left? In her mind, the presidency is the ultimate final act.”

Sources stress there is no campaign and no indication Bezos has decided to seek office. But Lauren’s opinion carries enormous weight.

“Jeff listens to Lauren,” the source says. “She has pushed him outside his comfort zone before, and she believes America could see something in him beyond the billions.”

Not everyone around Bezos shares her enthusiasm.

“Some people think it’s complete fantasy,” the insider says. “But Lauren doesn’t dream small. She can already picture President Bezos — and herself standing beside him as First Lady.”
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
75124 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 11:18 am to
He could buy it.
"If elected I'll give every voter $2500 credit on Amazon and free prime for all my party members".
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23708 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 11:23 am to
We'll be going to Mars in that flying dildo of his instead of whatever SpaceX is cooking up.
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
3753 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 11:26 am to
He can’t even keep delivery day promises. Why would we want him in charge?
Posted by DeBoar
Member since Jan 2024
6136 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 11:30 am to
Would be interesting watching the left destroy him in a primary election.
Posted by CastleBravo
Rapid City, SD
Member since Sep 2013
2424 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 11:36 am to
would never vote for.
Posted by rob0710
LA
Member since Oct 2004
1372 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 11:43 am to
quote:

We'll be going to Mars in that flying dildo of his instead of whatever SpaceX is cooking up.


Posted by Tigersforthee
Member since Dec 2025
454 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 11:46 am to
I doubt I'd agree with his politics but at least he isnt a commie loving do nothing moron like most Democrat politicians.
Posted by 3rdDOWN
Member since Sep 2026
154 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 11:47 am to
Doesnt he own the Washington Post?
Posted by CartmansMom
Member since Jun 2026
191 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 11:50 am to
Wouldn't vote for him because he got married AGAIN. How can you be that rich and that dumb at the same time?
This post was edited on 10/5/26 at 11:51 am
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9710 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 12:18 pm to
This talk is as silly as making Junior president. Or John Kennedy.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
8593 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 12:37 pm to
Why on Earth did I read the title as

President Benzos?
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 12:44 pm to
This sounds like the shite show that is Bill Belichick and his crazy girlfriend
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
52359 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

President Bezos?


That Globalist scumbag? Might as well elect one of the Soros boys.
Posted by Pendulum
Member since Jan 2009
8203 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 1:05 pm to
If he could come in and take dem nomination, id be ecstatic. Every election these days is a battle of who sucks less, i dont even care what gang sign is next to their name anymore. He sucks alot less than alot of other options on the left.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
176220 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

That Globalist scumbag? Might as well elect one of the Soros boys

You might want to read up on the background of our Treasury secretary while you're worried about that
Posted by BoudinChicot
Member since Sep 2021
2399 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 1:19 pm to
Why would a billionaire go through the hassle of being president when they can just have their puppet candidate of choice do their bidding for them.

His bimbo wife just wants the status symbol.
Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
6317 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

He can’t even keep delivery day promises. Why would we want him in charge?

Hahahaha. I know, right???

my beer toast of the day goes out on that one, great shot Poker!
Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
6317 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 3:00 pm to
Way too much attention spent on a billionaire's wife having delusions of grandeur.

That said... About the only thing that I can give Bezos kudos for, is being relentless, aggressive, and striving to be the best.
Otherwise... Nah frick him.
Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
6317 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

If he could come in and take dem nomination, id be ecstatic. Every election these days is a battle of who sucks less, i dont even care what gang sign is next to their name anymore. He sucks alot less than alot of other options on the left.

Bro, there is just entirely too much woke shite going on in Amazon to trust this dude.
And that's not even taking into account that the company works employees into the hospital.
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