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re: "OMG ICE is not trained to run TSA lines! It takes years to train"
Posted on 3/23/26 at 4:50 pm to FLTech
Posted on 3/23/26 at 4:50 pm to FLTech
how trained do you have to be?
1) confiscate grandma's nail clippers
2)make ladies throw out their expensive cosmetics-keep them to take home later
3)pull a few people out to grope
4)every fourth bag, keep it in the Xray for an extra 5 minutes to keep the line from getting too short.
5) stand around and flirt with fat female co-workers
6) yell at families struggling with baby, stroller, two suitcases and diaper bags as they get their shoes off
Seems pretty easy.
1) confiscate grandma's nail clippers
2)make ladies throw out their expensive cosmetics-keep them to take home later
3)pull a few people out to grope
4)every fourth bag, keep it in the Xray for an extra 5 minutes to keep the line from getting too short.
5) stand around and flirt with fat female co-workers
6) yell at families struggling with baby, stroller, two suitcases and diaper bags as they get their shoes off
Seems pretty easy.
This post was edited on 3/23/26 at 4:54 pm
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 4:57 pm to FLTech
All we hear about is how AI can read a MRI better than a doctor but we need some fat frick to stare at the baggage scan machine.
Posted on 3/23/26 at 4:59 pm to FLTech
Dems: Elon Musk isn’t smart. Anyone can use someone else’s money to make robots
Also Dems: TSA agents aren’t qualified!
Also Dems: TSA agents aren’t qualified!
Posted on 3/23/26 at 5:03 pm to JacieNY
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IDK but I bet you could tell us.
6 months training with your mom
Posted on 3/23/26 at 5:06 pm to Undertow
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Didn’t the admin say that ICE won’t be manning the security lines?
Tom Homan said they weren’t trained for it
Posted on 3/23/26 at 5:10 pm to FLTech
I have no doubt it would take him years to learn anything useful.
Posted on 3/23/26 at 5:10 pm to FLTech
Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Probably couldn’t find the shed if you stood him at the front door.
Posted on 3/23/26 at 5:13 pm to FLTech
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mean seriously.. how fricking hard can it be to be a TSA agent?
The ones I've dealt with, it would be a compliment to say they had the IQ of a brick.
Posted on 3/23/26 at 5:17 pm to FLTech
Better yet - Hakeem just said that ICE agents will brutalize and kill people at US airports - dude is off the charts insane
Posted on 3/23/26 at 5:31 pm to FLTech
For someone with Temu 0bama's intellect, it may appear quite challenging.
Posted on 3/23/26 at 5:49 pm to FLTech
It might take years for Hakeem to train, but not most people!
This guy needs to go home, for good.
I travelled today….lots of angry people and workers. And the airports are packed!
Fix this shite Government!
This guy needs to go home, for good.
I travelled today….lots of angry people and workers. And the airports are packed!
Fix this shite Government!
This post was edited on 3/23/26 at 6:04 pm
Posted on 3/23/26 at 6:03 pm to FLTech
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"OMG ICE is not trained to run TSA lines! It takes years to train"
I remember them advertising TSA jobs on pizza boxes. It takes them years to train them to do basic tasks?
Posted on 3/23/26 at 6:06 pm to uggabugga
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For someone with Temu 0bama's intellect, it may appear quite challenging.
He's the real life equivalent of this meme
Posted on 3/23/26 at 6:07 pm to FLTech
Matt Walsh talked on his show today about how tests have shown that TSA stops only about a third of all items prohibited. Sure, the TSA is highly trained 
Posted on 3/23/26 at 6:14 pm to FLTech
Just be fat, black and rude and you can be a TSA officer.
Posted on 3/23/26 at 6:17 pm to VoxDawg
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Something that regular airport security wasn't doing, even prior to 9/11.
This entire shiteshow may end TSA once and for all. I can only hope
Posted on 3/23/26 at 6:21 pm to FLTech
Posted on 3/23/26 at 6:21 pm to FLTech
Posted on 3/23/26 at 7:26 pm to tigersandsaints
That must have made your BF jealous.
Posted on 3/23/26 at 7:31 pm to FLTech
I'm curious.... how many innocent people were gunned down by evil ICE agents???
Marxist Dems told us this would happen......
Marxist Dems told us this would happen......
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