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re: My Apology to the Board for my Conduct (Why I Am The Result Of Feminism)

Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:43 am to
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77270 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:43 am to
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get to know women as people and not just orifices for your dick.
Woah! Baby steps here, cubbies.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:43 am to
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If I tell you I wear fedoras while I wander the marital sex desert won't you feel for me too?



Maybe a little.
Posted by AnarchySupporter
Member since Dec 2016
383 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:44 am to
And no before you think I'm fake I am clean shaving, I have no facial hair. My employer doesn't allow that, if they did I'd either go full beard or clean shaven. I would never do a line beard, neck beard, anything like that.

And just to emphasize, I don't wear those fedoras that often, just occasionally. Usually when I'm going to be outside for awhile. I honestly didn't know they had a negative connotation to them, I saw a bunch of people wearing them.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:44 am to
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Terrible. Instead try to get to know women as people and not just orifices for your dick.



I think OP is suggesting that this method is what has caused his lack of available orifices.
Posted by Iosh
Bureau of Interstellar Immigration
Member since Dec 2012
18941 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:44 am to
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Terrible. Instead try to get to know women as people and not just orifices for your dick.
This is triage, Cubbies. Let's get the wound closed up before we worry about physical therapy.
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:45 am to
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This post was edited on 11/17/21 at 6:31 pm
Posted by LSU2NO
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
1949 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:45 am to
In all honesty, learn to love yourself before you love anyone else. You have to live with yourself so at least accept who you are. From there, things have a way of working out. You don't have to be an 'alpha male' or any other preconceived notion of what society thinks is the desirable male. JUST BE YOURSELF. You will be happy. I guarantee.

Good luck.
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
61468 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:45 am to
it's a pretty revolutionary thought, right?
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
21459 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:45 am to
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What is the negative connotation?


Unless you're Indiana Jones and slaying hot German broads, leave the fedora at home.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77270 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:45 am to
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Really? I never even thought about that. It seems like about 3 years I started seeing them everywhere. When I went to Austin, TX, Atlanta and Key West it seemed like every other man I saw was wearing a fedora. And those men weren't gay either, many of them were with what looked like their wife or girlfriend. What is the negative connotation?
Have you really never seen every internet meme known to man about fedoras? Also, what you call a fedora likely isn't a fedora anyway. It's the fedora's red headed, mentally-challenged second cousin, the Trilby.

Even the name of that hat sounds pathetic. Trilby...

This has to be a troll.
This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 8:47 am
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:46 am to
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it's a pretty revolutionary thought, right?



It's laudable but it doesn't get you laid, especially as a 33 year old virgin.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10294 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:46 am to
If you learn anything from this thread, learn not to take advice from women on how to get in their pants. (Sorry cubbies)
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80040 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:47 am to
If you see styles suddenly pop up, avoid them, unless you want your future kids to laugh at how stupid you look in pictures.
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
61468 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:48 am to
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I think OP is suggesting that this method is what has caused his lack of available orifices.


As a female who has had sex, I can assure everyone that women don't want to have sex with men who view them as dick orifices.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77270 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:48 am to
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
Beyond the Pale
Member since Dec 2007
14918 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:48 am to
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Even the name of that hat sounds pathetic. Trilby

Sounds like a Brit who might have given away secrets to the Ruskies.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10294 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:49 am to
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As a female who has had sex, I can assure everyone that women don't want to have sex with men who view them as dick orifices.


Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
61468 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:49 am to
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If you learn anything from this thread, learn not to take advice from women on how to get in their pants. (Sorry cubbies)

I respectfully disagree
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
21459 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:49 am to
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Terrible. Instead try to get to know women as people and not just orifices for your dick.


Why is this terrible advice? He's a 40 year old virgin who has developed a complex due to his lack of sex and it is effecting his current and future relationships. Thin girls aren't gonna show him the ropes.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:50 am to
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As a female who has had sex, I can assure everyone that women don't want to have sex with men who view them as dick orifices.



I like you cubbies, and I'm sure you're a wonderful woman, but you're not going to give the best advice in this particular regard.
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