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re: Mitch McConnell looks like walking death

Posted on 10/23/20 at 10:59 am to
Posted by burdhead
WOMP WOMP!!
Member since Apr 2017
6008 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 10:59 am to
I have to keep my blood thin, a fall will bruise the shite outa' you, even a small bump will make me black and blue. Mitch took a spill, and if he had a little drinkie before the fall, it will compound it
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
5860 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 10:59 am to
Worth keeping an eye on as KY has a Democratic Governor who would appoint the new Senator if the Turtle goes down.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52841 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:00 am to
When you have to use your Pimp Hand on the sizeable melon of Romney...you expect a little damage
Posted by LsuFanbyMarriage
Nashville
Member since Dec 2019
32 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:00 am to
Maybe he's turning back into one of those Lizard People they talk about over on the Q thread.
Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:01 am to
Maybe he snagged his hand while escaping from a turtle trap...

This post was edited on 10/23/20 at 11:02 am
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27961 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Coyote attack?


Posted by Kattail
Member since Aug 2020
4134 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:03 am to
quote:

looks like he took a fall


Yep, probably has skinned knees too
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49115 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:04 am to
Anyone seen him at a Sonic lately?
Posted by TerryDawg03
The Deep South
Member since Dec 2012
17669 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:07 am to
quote:

Worth keeping an eye on as KY has a Democratic Governor who would appoint the new Senator if the Turtle goes down.


No doubt Beshear would put an extreme leftist in favor of lockdowns in there in a second.

They need to start grooming another candidate for GOP Senator.
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:09 am to
Just literally transforming into Turtle like Teen Wolf. Nothing to see here.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26293 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:11 am to
He must've touched the Horcrux before Dumbledore
Posted by GEAUXTIGER23
Member since Apr 2008
4893 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:12 am to
Yep. My father had hands like that and any little bump or hit and they turned purple.
Posted by September 1948
Member since Jun 2018
2133 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:50 am to
Maybe he got a little tune up by his CCP handlers.

" You better do this or else it will get a little worse next time?"
Posted by TigerStripes30
Alexandria, LA
Member since Dec 2011
6401 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 1:32 pm to
gave him the Harry Reid Treatment
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
20653 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 1:33 pm to
Maybe he has been backhanding bitches to get them in line to vote for ACB?
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107507 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 1:34 pm to
He may not make it 72 hrs. Need to get someone hot in the pen.
Posted by LosLobos111
Austere
Member since Feb 2011
45385 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 1:34 pm to
Daniel Cameron
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22465 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Just literally transforming into Turtle like Teen Wolf. Nothing to see here.



Senior Turtle? Worst sequel ever...
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
11789 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 1:36 pm to
Why didn't he just hide in his shell
Posted by Sooner5030
Desert Southwest
Member since Sep 2014
1740 posts
Posted on 10/23/20 at 1:38 pm to
Is the Kentucky governor a pub or dem?

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