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Me and the wife planning to rob a bank tomorrow

Posted on 6/18/18 at 6:53 pm
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22169 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 6:53 pm
We have kids so they won’t put us in jail....
This post was edited on 6/18/18 at 6:54 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120264 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 6:54 pm to
FALSE ANALOGY!!!!!

WHY DO YOU HATE CHILDREN!!,
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17023 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 6:55 pm to
No, they'll put you in jail, but according to Dems, you'll get to keep your kids in jail with you. Congratulations.

Of course, if you seek asylum and tell them you were scared for your safety unless you robbed the bank, you might get off scot-free (and a free house, education, and healthcare to go with it).
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 6:55 pm to
Pics of wife???
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22169 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 6:56 pm to
No pics of wife. Can’t give out to much info, they already have pics of my white f150 on convention center dr.
Posted by Jake_LaMotta
Coral Gables
Member since Sep 2017
5700 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 6:56 pm to
Do you really have “intent” to rob the bank? If not the the judge will have to let you go.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22169 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

Do you really have “intent” to rob the bank? If not the the judge will have to let you go.





Doing it for the betterment of my family so we can have an OT baller lifestyle
Posted by Kickadawgitfeelsgood
Lafayette LA
Member since Nov 2005
14089 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 7:00 pm to
Which bank?
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22169 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

Which bank?





Nice try Republican slime
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79098 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

they already have pics of my white f150 on convention center dr.


Nice driving today there chief
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98988 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

they already have pics of my white f150 on convention center dr.


The one that was reported stolen just before the pics in question were taken?
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22169 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

The one that was reported stolen just before the pics in question were taken?



But of course ( in my grey poupon guy voice )
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98988 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 7:17 pm to
Very wise to create an alibi on the OT Lounge, which the police read.

You’re safe admitting it on PoliTalk, which the FBI reads, since we all know the FBI are incompetent in such investigations.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22169 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

You’re safe admitting it on PoliTalk, which the FBI reads, since we all know the FBI are incompetent in such investigations.



We all know the FBI people hang out on the Fark and Help boards for obvious reasons
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17911 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 7:22 pm to
I hope you're shot for the forcible felony and poor analogy.
Posted by Stingy
TN
Member since Mar 2014
1907 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 7:24 pm to
Do it then blame the bank because all the money they have makes it so tempting.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98988 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 7:24 pm to
Literally entrapment.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22169 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

hope you're shot for the forcible felony and poor analogy.



Nope loser, I have kids and a license to run-a-muck..



Anyone have any tricks for getting dents out of the fender of an f150. Asking for a friend
This post was edited on 6/18/18 at 7:32 pm
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19300 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 7:27 pm to
Good,then we can force the American taxpayers to pony up and build walls around all the banks.Good thinking.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140409 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 7:27 pm to
All you have to do is back over a progressive.
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