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Matt Lauer had multiple sex toys in secret office drawer

Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:04 pm
Posted by Volkosoby
Member since May 2017
2699 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:04 pm
"According to multiple anonymous sources , the BBC has learned Matt had multiple sex toys of the S&M variety in his secret office drawer. His victims have stated he use to call this his "drawer of pain"

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This post was edited on 11/29/17 at 6:48 pm
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80228 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:05 pm to
It’s always the buttoned up ones up on their high horses you’ve gotta worry about.
This post was edited on 11/29/17 at 6:06 pm
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:06 pm to
If it came out that DJT did the same thing, his supporters would just say...#boss.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:08 pm to
I gave a coworker a "Strip you way to fitness" DVD as a secret Santa gift
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40104 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:08 pm to
Secret sex dungeon in his office. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but know he's more like Marv Albert .
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27935 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

If it came out that DJT did the same thing, his supporters would just say...#boss.


"IF" So you are having fantasies huh?
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
123896 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

If it came out that DJT did the same thing, his supporters would just say...#boss.
quote:

Winkface
Well "Winkface", let's cast the hypo's aside. What do you say as to the accusations at hand?
Posted by ErikGordan
Member since Oct 2016
851 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:13 pm to
Difficult to believe that NBC managers just became aware of Matt's behavior.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64332 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

If it came out that DJT did the same thing, his supporters would just say...#boss.


You have reframed the entire debate for the country


Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164135 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

Matt Lauer had multiple sex toys in secret office draw
quote:

the BBC has learned
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98982 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

drawer of pain


Dilly Dilly
This post was edited on 11/29/17 at 6:16 pm
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20212 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

the BBC has learned Matt had multiple sex toys of the S&M variety in his secret office draw. His victims have stated he use to call this his "draw of pain"


Checks out!
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72065 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

Well "Winkface", let's cast the hypo's aside. What do you say as to the accusations at hand?
That doesn't matter.

It only matters what the opposition would say IF they did it.

Can you imagine what that would be like?!

Can you imagine how horrible THAT would be?!

All these allegations against Democrats would pale in comparison!
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164135 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:16 pm to
Wtf is a draw? Since that's from the BBC is that what the fig Brits call a drawer?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95360 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:17 pm to
Was one of the things like an aubergine?

Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20212 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

Wtf is a draw? Since that's from the BBC is that what the fig Brits call a drawer?


That's what I assumed. They have some odd language "isms". For that matter, they are just odd in general.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

If it came out that DJT did the same thing, his supporters would just say...#boss.



These are the best melts.

Delusional and angry
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80228 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

Delusional and angry


As the resident expert, you would know about these things.
Posted by AUbused
Member since Dec 2013
7771 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:25 pm to
Anonymous sauces.


We love them when it suits us! MAGA!!
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

As the resident expert, you would know about these things.




Poor boosie

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