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re: Kristi Noem -DHS SECRETARY - FIRED

Posted on 3/5/26 at 8:16 pm to
Posted by beaux duke
Member since Oct 2023
4790 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 8:16 pm to
special envoy for the shield of the americas!!!!
Posted by David_DJS
Member since Aug 2005
22663 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 8:17 pm to
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special envoy for the shield of the americas!

Dude, it's a f'n shield. Have some respect.
Posted by beaux duke
Member since Oct 2023
4790 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 8:23 pm to

Posted by Sweep Da Leg
Member since Sep 2013
3411 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

Governor appoints someone quickly from same party, until special election is held.


Oklahoma governor is one of the worst rinos in the country
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
53694 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 8:51 pm to
She had to go, we cant have a whore having an open affair.
Posted by Mikes My Tiger
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2007
3014 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 8:52 pm to
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First kill: Kristi Noem is yanked from DHS effective March 31, 2026. Not fired. Repurposed. Because her tenure turned embattled...code for the deep-state meat grinder chewing her up with leaks, sabotage, and half-measures that let the invasion fester while cartels laughed. Trump doesn’t do sentiment. DHS isn’t a photo-op department; it’s the kill zone where America’s throat gets slit by third-world hordes, fentanyl rivers, and gang filth. Noem fought hard, but the machine was winning. Trump sees it. Trump ends it. No drama, no mercy, just results. Enter the replacement: Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin... This isn’t a politician; this is a weapon. Trump installs a man who understands combat, loyalty, and the raw truth that the southern border is a war front, not a humanitarian project. Mullin will seal it like a tomb, hunt the MS-13 scum, crush the coyote networks, and turn “catch and release” into “catch and destroy.” This is Trump putting a goddamn apex predator in charge of the front lines while the rest of Washington plays patty-cake with invaders. Borders aren’t policy...they’re survival. Mullin gets it in his bones. And Noem? Not discarded...redeployed as Special Envoy for “The Shield of the Americas.” Trump doesn’t waste talent; he multiplies it. While Mullin turns the border into a fortress of death for illegals, Noem gets unleashed across the Western Hemisphere to forge an iron dome against Chinese footholds, communist cancer, and the migration pipelines pumping poison northward. This isn’t exile. This is expansion. Trump sees the map the cowards refuse to look at: Latin America isn’t a backyard...it’s the staging ground for the next invasion. “The Shield” is preemptive annihilation of threats before they ever reach Texas. Noem’s experience, now weaponized with diplomatic fangs. The weak will whine “chaos.” The traitors will scream “instability.” Choke on it, you spineless vermin. This is Trump’s symphony of precision violence: excise the softening, promote the killer, expand the theater of war. He knows exactly what he’s doing because he alone sees the full battlefield...border, hemisphere, deep state, all of it. These moves aren’t personnel changes. They’re death sentences for the invasion. Game over for the enemies within and without. Trump doesn’t play. He conquers. He’s carving the future out of their corpses.




What is this cringe MAGA fanfic or something written by grok? This is embarrassing to post unironically.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
166771 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:13 pm to
Its his vampire wife. Look at his Avatar pic... Just leave Him Be... so his wife doesn't make a voodoo doll of us.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
11273 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:28 pm to
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39798 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:28 pm to
Kristy Noem looks like a ThunderCat.
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
32235 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:28 pm to
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he needed to fire Bondi first.


100%. She’s the weak link. Kash is #2
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15255 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:19 pm to
Bye bitch. Her girl boss schtick was old.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17958 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

He bought up to $50,000 of Raytheon, $RTX, on Dec 28, 2025.

Swampy
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
43113 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 11:33 pm to
Should be outlawed
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Premium Plus® Member
Member since Jul 2021
3613 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:31 am to
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That chick is a nut.


Wait until you get some exposure to Markwayne Mullin..
Posted by Kikicaca
1 Mile from the Atchafalaya
Member since Nov 2016
2364 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:43 am to
REASSIGNED drama queen
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38435 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:48 am to
Thank God she’s fricking gone. She’s a trash grifter just like Kash and Bondi.
Posted by Kikicaca
1 Mile from the Atchafalaya
Member since Nov 2016
2364 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:59 am to
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Thank God she’s fricking gone. She’s a trash grifter just like Kash and Bondi.


Stop putting LSD in your coffee, use sugar.
Posted by Kikicaca
1 Mile from the Atchafalaya
Member since Nov 2016
2364 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 5:04 am to
Does Soros pay you in cash or in handjobs?
Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
22290 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 5:04 am to
Expected
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72156 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 6:14 am to
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Exactly. They will agree with "catturd" but if actual journalists say anything they stick fingers in their ears


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