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Just got nasally raped by President Biden
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:10 am
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:10 am
Returning to the good ole USA in a couple of days and just had the pleasure of a nasal raping courtesy of the Presidents new order. Turns out he couldn't legally keep citizens out via Executive Order but the lawyers did discover they can keep you off a flight landing in the US via FAA Regulations.
It's nice to know that, as a citizen taxpayer, my government is requiring me to pay for and undergo testing not required of those who decide to enter illegally by sneaking across the border at night.
Who else has experienced the joy of having a Q tip shoved into your brain?
It's nice to know that, as a citizen taxpayer, my government is requiring me to pay for and undergo testing not required of those who decide to enter illegally by sneaking across the border at night.
Who else has experienced the joy of having a Q tip shoved into your brain?
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Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:11 am to jbgleason
Political Talk board, this is not.
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:11 am to jbgleason
quote:
nasally raped
You consented, so it's not rape. Why you gotta Me Too Biden for something you regret doing?
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:12 am to jbgleason
Sorry about your pain.
We went thru a CVS drive thru yesterday, and my kid didn't complain, and he's a complainer. I'd suggest going to a place like that where you get to stick the swab in your own nose, maybe that will help?
I haven't had to get tested yet, I'm sure it sucks.
We went thru a CVS drive thru yesterday, and my kid didn't complain, and he's a complainer. I'd suggest going to a place like that where you get to stick the swab in your own nose, maybe that will help?
I haven't had to get tested yet, I'm sure it sucks.
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:12 am to jbgleason
quote:
Who else has experienced having Q tips shoved into your brain?
BoarEd
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:13 am to lnomm34
quote:
Political Talk
You think this is Poli Board material? Come on Man. You lying pony faced soldier.
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:14 am to jbgleason
I had the test. The lady pulled out a massive booger. I thanked her because she really cleared up my sinus.
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:15 am to jbgleason
quote:
It's nice to know that, as a citizen taxpayer, my government is requiring me to pay for and undergo testing not required of those who decide to enter illegally by sneaking across the border at night.
White citizens have no rights. You should know this by now.
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:15 am to MSTiger33
Did they also swab your vagina?
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:15 am to Sao
quote:
BoarEd
Has been banned.
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:16 am to jbgleason
Nasally raped is a bit extreme for a description. The covid tests are slightly uncomfortable for one second and then its over.
This post was edited on 2/19/21 at 9:34 am
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:20 am to Datfish
quote:
Anally raped
Whoa now. Try reading OP again.
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:22 am to jbgleason
quote:
Who else has experienced the joy of having a Q tip shoved into your brain?
Been tested 3 times. One kinda sucked and made me sneeze. The other two were barely uncomfortable.
The horror of it all.
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:24 am to jbgleason
Should have flown to Mexico and walked across the border. Free COVID vaccine for illegals.
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:34 am to jbgleason
Haha I don't know where my head is at this morning.
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:42 am to Chucktown_Badger
quote:
Did they also swab your vagina?
That's in chyna.
This post was edited on 2/19/21 at 9:45 am
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:47 am to jbgleason
quote:They held you down while you was crying and telling them to stop?
Just got nasally raped
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:50 am to BottomlandBrew
quote:
You consented, so it's not rape. Why you gotta Me Too Biden for something you regret doing
Are you joking ? So it’s ok to rape women as long as you threaten them into complying first ?
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:50 am to jbgleason
Shoulda flown in to Mexico City and crossed with the illegals. Probably would save a bundle on airline travel as well as avoiding any interference crossing back "home".
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:58 am to tjv305
quote:
Are you joking ?
Yes. This as posted on the OT before moving to the PT.
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