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Joe Biden's campaign just sent me another text. Here's how I responded

Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:39 pm
Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5281 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:39 pm
quote:

Hi John! I'm Adam, volunteering for Joe Biden and Democrats. We're gathering together virtually this weekend to call voters and make sure they have all the information they need to vote. Can you help out by joining a virtual phone bank this weekend?

quote:

I'm MAGA all the way. I'd rather stick my testicles in a wood chipper than help Joe Biden. The man sold his influence to the Chinese and he's a lying POS as well



Posted by JWeezy
Member since Sep 2020
2075 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:40 pm to
I hope I get one of those so I can just respond "frick you"
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19348 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:40 pm to
Sorry about your flat tires tomorrow morning
Posted by pmacattack
Member since Oct 2016
6662 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:43 pm to
My would be reply “I’d love to join your phone bank to plead the case for Donald J trump for 4 more years...and another 4 after those
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
2394 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:46 pm to
Here is the one I got yesterday. Don't know who Ceneca is. I've had my current number over five years.

quote:

Hello Ceneca, I'm Marcia, a volunteer with Field Team 6, on a mission to end COVID-19 with science by registering Democrats to vote. Can I help you do that in 2 minutes? Reply STOP to unsubscribe.


quote:

Democrats aren't smart enough to understand science.


quote:

The Democratic presidential candidate, Joe Biden, has a comprehensive national plan to mitigate the effects of COVID-19. You can read about it here: LINK ]

[quote]Joe barely understands that he is running for President. He does not possess the mental acuity to develop a comprehensive plan to tie his shoes, let alone deal with COVID.


quote:

Thank you for your time. Have a great day!


quote:

You too!
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71194 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:47 pm to
Hi John
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66344 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:48 pm to
Man, you’re cool
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16459 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:48 pm to
Tell them you will do the phone bank, and when you call everyone this weekend extol on the virtues of MAGA
Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5281 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

Don't know who Ceneca is. I've had my current number over five years.
Same here. my name isn't John. I assume they're hoping we'll correct them and give our real names.
Posted by Big4SALTbro
Member since Jun 2019
14800 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:49 pm to
I would tell them I would join their virtual phone bank and then spread the gospel of maga
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71194 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Here is the one I got yesterday. Don't know who Ceneca is. I've had my current number over five years.


I'm definitely a dude and not a joann and I get messages like this

quote:

This was voted the #1 ED pill in 2020. Better than Cialis and Viagra. 1 mth supply for free today, Joann pdoqh6.com/hOEwz0EQRS


Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5281 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Man, you’re cool
TWSS

Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
45984 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:50 pm to
Usually I banter with them for awhile before dropping the full MAGA on them.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17527 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:51 pm to
I got an automated text last night saying he's doing great in the town hall isn't he?

I responded that I fell asleep.
Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5281 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:53 pm to
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
24666 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:57 pm to
I've been waiting to get one, as I have carefully written several pre-planned, articulate responses... but alas, no luck.

Last time I got a campaign text was right around the time of the first big debate for the potential dim nominees, and it was from a surrogate of the Yang Campaign.

I basically just told him that he better have a tube of vaseline ready because Yang and Gabbard were both about to be dry fricked by the liberal establishment.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43468 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 4:00 pm to
congrats on replying to a script.
Posted by Jon A thon
Member since May 2019
1626 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 4:00 pm to
Below was my interaction over the last few days. I usually do my best to take up their time. I pretend to be undecided then make a turn.


them:Hi Jon A Thon - it's Jahna volunteering with the Texas Democrats. Polling locations open TODAY Oct 13! Can we still count on you to support Joe Biden, MJ Hegar for US Senate, and Democrats down the ballot?

me:Voting seems boring

them:Are you not voting this year, or are you undecided? I'm voting this year because I see a need for change and voting impacts almost every aspect of my life.

me:I mean, I dont really understand what the change will be. Only hear that there will be change. what if the change is worse?


them:For me, Biden represents what I want to see in America in terms of managing Covid and fixing the economy. I also want education and healthcare to be attainable for all Americans. Another important change for me is a President that is a leader and a role model. Does this resonate with you?

me:I mean regarding covid, He's not said He'd do anything different than was done, other than saying He'd do them faster and more efficiently. Hindsight is hindsight and he complained at early travel restrictions. So talk is cheap. I'm fine with attainable healthcare and health insurance, but my healthcare skyrocketed after ACA. and I certainly don't want to pay any more taxes to pay for English degrees. My investments are actually up since beginning of covid. So not sure what could be done better for the economy when the whole country is shut down. And as far as a role model, Biden is accused of actually grabbing a woman's pussy compared to just talking about it. And he must have been a great role model to his son Hunter. Even his running mate called him a racist. Other than that, I'd say yes, he resonated with me......that was until these Ukraine emails came out. can't wait to hear what he thinks about court packing "before the election" though
Posted by pmacattack
Member since Oct 2016
6662 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 4:03 pm to
Posted by DreauxB2015
Member since Nov 2015
7719 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 4:05 pm to
I def laughed . Have an upvote
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